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A World Without Dick Holes: The Underwear Industry’s Confusing New Design Direction
November 18, 2021, 06:46 PM
sig77A World Without Dick Holes: The Underwear Industry’s Confusing New Design Direction
I can recall ever using the fly in my underwear.
There are 3 kinds of people, those that understand numbers and those that don't. November 18, 2021, 06:50 PM
DougEquote:
Originally posted by architect:
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Originally posted by DougE:
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Originally posted by bald1:
No comments from the geriatric crowd who too often get their toes tangled in the dick hole when trying to balance on one leg putting on their tidy whities?
I imagine they'd welcome this change.
Yea, I'm not calling myself an old fart, but I can see that happening ........
Like pretty much every morning? The dog bed usually breaks my fall. My wife makes fun of me for wearing my jammies all day long, now we all know why.
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November 18, 2021, 06:59 PM
TXJIMI try to never Puma pants.
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November 18, 2021, 06:59 PM
V-TailTry the "kangaroo pouch" type with horizontal fly. Easy access with either hand.
Some brands that offer these are Guide Gear, Jockey, and Munsingwear.
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wcb6092quote:
Originally posted by ensigmatic:
I used to wear briefs. No D-hole. Wasn't a problem.
You drive a Subaru?
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November 18, 2021, 07:08 PM
83v45magnaquote:
Originally posted by wcb6092:
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Originally posted by ensigmatic:
I used to wear briefs. No D-hole. Wasn't a problem.
You drive a Subaru?
November 18, 2021, 07:10 PM
Patrick-SP2022I don’t think thongs for men have dick holes either. At least not in the front.
Ewwww.
November 18, 2021, 07:23 PM
feersum dreadnaughtLooks like the problem is that you are buying granny panties.
That issue does not occur with men’s boxer short style underwear.
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November 18, 2021, 07:28 PM
83v45magnaquote:
Originally posted by feersum dreadnaught:
Looks like the problem is that you are buying granny panties.
That issue does not occur with men’s boxer short style underwear.
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are boxer briefs. Are you talking about the kind of skivvies that are the original loose, swimsuit style boxers?
November 18, 2021, 07:42 PM
arfmelThe dick hole tells me whether I put them on backwards or not.
November 18, 2021, 07:50 PM
DougEquote:
These are boxer briefs. Are you talking about the kind of skivvies that are the original loose, swimsuit style boxers?
I believe he is talking about the loose fitting boxers where your balls just spill down the leg holes.
The water in Washington won't clear up until we get the pigs out of the creek~Senator John Kennedy
November 18, 2021, 08:26 PM
Southern RebelWhose got time to be threading a short, limp penis thru a clingy fabric tunnel anyway? (Especially if'n you are an old man with a sense of urgency!)
I guess a person could just reach thru from the outside and forcefully jerk the fire-house out, but that brings up flash memories of the lady gym teacher in the movie, "Porky's".
November 18, 2021, 08:29 PM
BassamaticYeah, pull the waistband down.
.....never marry a woman who is mean to your waitress. November 18, 2021, 08:44 PM
flesheatingvirusI use the dick hole all the time.
If I didn’t have it, I’d have to undo my belt, unsnap, and unzip every time.
Nope. Too many steps. Having the dick hole makes things more efficient.
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November 18, 2021, 08:49 PM
YooperSigsIts always interesting to learn the habits and actions of others and then compare them to your own. I now know how I fare in the skivvie hole use, customs and practices area. Good info!
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November 18, 2021, 09:24 PM
casGot em all. No hole, the traditional Y overlap hole, Kangaroo pouch hole, Straight through porthole and down hole… The problem is I generally don’t look to see which ones I’m wearing, and just pull them down making all the many styles pointless.
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November 18, 2021, 09:32 PM
OttoSigquote:
Originally posted by flesheatingvirus:
I use the dick hole all the time.
If I didn’t have it, I’d have to undo my belt, unsnap, and unzip every time.
Nope. Too many steps. Having the dick hole makes things more efficient.
Exactly, anyone in uniform trying to use the urinal needs a hole
10 years to retirement! Just waiting! November 18, 2021, 09:51 PM
Hamden106quote:
Originally posted by wcb6092:
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Originally posted by ensigmatic:
I used to wear briefs. No D-hole. Wasn't a problem.
You drive a Subaru?
I drive a Subaru......and I use the leg hole.
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November 18, 2021, 09:57 PM
Nickquote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
Try the "kangaroo pouch" type with horizontal fly. Easy access with either hand.
Some brands that offer these are Guide Gear, Jockey, and Munsingwear.
Tommy John’s call it the “quick draw” fly. They are my personal favorite.
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November 18, 2021, 10:02 PM
DougEquote:
Like pretty much every morning? The dog bed usually breaks my fall. My wife makes fun of me for wearing my jammies all day long, now we all know why.
What's even more fun is when you get off balance and end up with both legs in the same leg hole. You pretty much have to fall over in order to extricate yourself from your drawers.
The water in Washington won't clear up until we get the pigs out of the creek~Senator John Kennedy