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| He shot the Echo But he did not shoot the Siri too? |
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A Grateful American

| quote: Originally posted by rusbro: He shot the Echo But he did not shoot the Siri too?
Don't tell Siri... 'bout a ting. Cuz ev'ry little 'ting, bein' recor-ded. Talkin' to Siri, 'bout a ting. Cuz ev'ry little 'ting, bein' recor-ded.
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| quote: Originally posted by exx1976: That's a rip-off of the original.
Why do you carry around the house? What are you afraid of?
Decepticons.
Decepticons? She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster.
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| Good Post OP. About 5 miles south of me, where an elderly man and woman live, two men broke into their house in the middle of the day while the owners were there. They beat the old man so bad that he will never be the same, but he did live. They beat the old lady too. They robbed them and left. Carrying while at home...meh, not a bad idea.
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bigger government = smaller citizen

| quote: Originally posted by Aquabird: Good Post OP.
About 5 miles south of me, where an elderly man and woman live, two men broke into their house in the middle of the day while the owners were there. They beat the old man so bad that he will never be the same, but he did live. They beat the old lady too. They robbed them and left. Carrying while at home...meh, not a bad idea.
Come on man... /sigh Someone could post a hilarious thing about farting and we'd either get politics or "better to be judged by 12 vs carried by six" by the end of the page.
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-------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken
I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18
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