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Carrying Around The House (humor)
March 08, 2017, 11:30 AM
ensigmaticCarrying Around The House (humor)
This
literally made me LOL
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March 08, 2017, 11:35 AM
smschulzGood one!
March 08, 2017, 11:43 AM
DbltapSis in law & hub have one.
Shit creeps me.
Funny but not in me casa
March 08, 2017, 12:05 PM
rusbroHe shot the Echo
But he did not shoot the Siri too?
March 08, 2017, 12:14 PM
sigmonkeyquote:
Originally posted by rusbro:
He shot the Echo
But he did not shoot the Siri too?
Don't tell Siri... 'bout a ting.
Cuz ev'ry little 'ting, bein' recor-ded.
Talkin' to Siri, 'bout a ting.
Cuz ev'ry little 'ting, bein' recor-ded.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! March 08, 2017, 12:56 PM
FenrisI'm not sure which is scarier, one of these hooked to the cloud, or one whose AI is advanced enough to no longer need the cloud.
God Bless and Protect our Beloved President, Donald John Trump. March 08, 2017, 01:59 PM
HRKWife got one, dang thing answered the neighbor talking to me LOL we don't use it much, she thought it would be cool, basically I use it to hold down the mail and papers I keep on the counter. Maybe its reading those papers....
March 08, 2017, 02:23 PM
exx1976That's a rip-off of the original.
Why do you carry around the house? What are you afraid of?
Decepticons.
Decepticons? She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster.
March 08, 2017, 03:26 PM
henryarnaudquote:
Originally posted by exx1976:
That's a rip-off of the original.
Why do you carry around the house? What are you afraid of?
Decepticons.
Decepticons? She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster.
"It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts." Sherlock Holmes March 08, 2017, 03:49 PM
exx1976^^^^^^^ That's the one.
March 08, 2017, 05:40 PM
dedguyNever trust the toaster.
March 08, 2017, 07:42 PM
FredwardI need ANOTHER female voice in the house?
March 08, 2017, 09:28 PM
kent jLaughed my ass off. Thanks for posting
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March 08, 2017, 10:06 PM
AquabirdGood Post OP.
About 5 miles south of me, where an elderly man and woman live, two men broke into their house in the middle of the day while the owners were there.
They beat the old man so bad that he will never be the same, but he did live. They beat the old lady too. They robbed them and left.
Carrying while at home...meh, not a bad idea.
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March 08, 2017, 10:17 PM
Veeperquote:
Originally posted by Aquabird:
Good Post OP.
About 5 miles south of me, where an elderly man and woman live, two men broke into their house in the middle of the day while the owners were there.
They beat the old man so bad that he will never be the same, but he did live. They beat the old lady too. They robbed them and left.
Carrying while at home...meh, not a bad idea.
Come on man... /sigh
Someone could post a hilarious thing about farting and we'd either get politics or "better to be judged by 12 vs carried by six" by the end of the page.
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