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Originally posted by Batty67:
Cure for cancer or a cure for Alzheimers Disease.

Or to be more light-hearted, an electronic or simple chemical means of getting to sleep and staying asleep that was 100% safe and reliable.

This

Shrink ray. Duh.

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Originally posted by Rightwire:
A left handed smoke bender

They have them in my hardware store, right next to the sky hooks and the board stretchers.

An App that makes me win all Karma giveaways. I would call it the Karma Wininator and I would always be chosen! Oh yeah, and a device that controls lottery number balls.

Microwave refrigerator/freezer. Bring that beer or liquor home and have one ready in 30 seconds.

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Originally posted by sigspecops:
An App that makes me win all Karma giveaways. I would call it the Karma Wininator and I would always be chosen! Oh yeah, and a device that controls lottery number balls.

You just need to become an elite member.

A pair of personal wings with propulsion so I could soar with the birdies. Essentially a wearable plane.
A device that senses when USPS / FedEx / UPS trucks arrive at your house, it opens a door, extends a platform for the package and then retracts back into the house with your box.
A cure for Cancer.

Cylon number 6

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Originally posted by ersatzknarf:
Time machine!

gotta buncha shit i gotta redo.

I’d go back to my 22 year old self and poke him in the eye.

Time machine to go back and eliminate karl marx from existence.

A device that would make my dogs life expectancy as long as mine. Dogs lives are way too short!

Just a chemical that can be 'applied' onto someone innocuously that suddenly gives them common sense and reason - permanently. (I'd be recipient #1)

Todd

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Originally posted by 1967Goat:
Flying car.

This is what I always dreamed of.

I'll settle for (real) self-driving cars and hope they have them before it's my time check out.

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Originally posted by benny6:
A tranquilizer dart that would replace the desire to visit any theme park, especially Disney parks, with the love of camping, fishing, hiking and a desire to visit national parks and historical monuments.

Just so long as you don't commercialize it. Nothing worse than going to a great park and finding it trashed and/or crowded with inconsiderate jerks. I'd much rather have them tramping around Disney than someplace like Glacier or Yosemite.

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Originally posted by Rightwire:
A left handed smoke bender

You wouldn't be some kind of Boy Scout leader, would you?

Yup. Time. Machine.

I also like the dog-long-life-idea too.

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Originally posted by darthfuster:

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Originally posted by ersatzknarf:
Time machine!

gotta buncha shit i gotta redo.

I’d go back to my 22 year old self and poke him in the eye.

Yuppers...

Still amazed to have made it past 21 and gonna be flippin' 60, next year!

Sheesh

An app so if a phone goes off with a public service announcement all the other phones in the same room do not go off.

A microwave refrigerator/freezer is a good idea.

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Originally posted by smschulz:
wireless electricity

Wish granted.