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What Would You Invent If You Could?
March 04, 2020, 09:54 AM
KuisisWhat Would You Invent If You Could?
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Originally posted by Batty67:
Cure for cancer or a cure for Alzheimers Disease.
Or to be more light-hearted, an electronic or simple chemical means of getting to sleep and staying asleep that was 100% safe and reliable.
This
March 04, 2020, 10:06 AM
jhe888Shrink ray. Duh.
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. March 04, 2020, 10:08 AM
jhe888quote:
Originally posted by Rightwire:
A left handed smoke bender
They have them in my hardware store, right next to the sky hooks and the board stretchers.
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. March 04, 2020, 10:20 AM
sigspecopsAn App that makes me win all Karma giveaways. I would call it the Karma Wininator and I would always be chosen! Oh yeah, and a device that controls lottery number balls.
No one's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.- Mark Twain
March 04, 2020, 10:54 AM
KrazeehorseMicrowave refrigerator/freezer. Bring that beer or liquor home and have one ready in 30 seconds.
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March 04, 2020, 11:16 AM
jhe888quote:
Originally posted by sigspecops:
An App that makes me win all Karma giveaways. I would call it the Karma Wininator and I would always be chosen! Oh yeah, and a device that controls lottery number balls.
You just need to become an elite member.
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. March 04, 2020, 01:41 PM
YooperSigsA pair of personal wings with propulsion so I could soar with the birdies. Essentially a wearable plane.
A device that senses when USPS / FedEx / UPS trucks arrive at your house, it opens a door, extends a platform for the package and then retracts back into the house with your box.
A cure for Cancer.
End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
March 04, 2020, 01:55 PM
apprenticeCylon number 6
March 04, 2020, 03:27 PM
darthfusterquote:
Originally posted by ersatzknarf:
Time machine!
gotta buncha shit i gotta redo.
I’d go back to my 22 year old self and poke him in the eye.
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier March 04, 2020, 04:49 PM
EdmondTime machine to go back and eliminate karl marx from existence.
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March 04, 2020, 05:31 PM
Rick_PerryA device that would make my dogs life expectancy as long as mine. Dogs lives are way too short!
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March 04, 2020, 05:42 PM
phxtoadJust a chemical that can be 'applied' onto someone innocuously that suddenly gives them common sense and reason - permanently. (I'd be recipient #1)
Todd
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March 04, 2020, 06:21 PM
CoolRich59quote:
Originally posted by 1967Goat:
Flying car.
This is what I always dreamed of.
I'll settle for (real) self-driving cars and hope they have them before it's my time check out.
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March 04, 2020, 06:25 PM
CoolRich59quote:
Originally posted by benny6:
A tranquilizer dart that would replace the desire to visit any theme park, especially Disney parks, with the love of camping, fishing, hiking and a desire to visit national parks and historical monuments.
Just so long as you don't commercialize it. Nothing worse than going to a great park and finding it trashed and/or crowded with inconsiderate jerks. I'd much rather have them tramping around Disney than someplace like Glacier or Yosemite.
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“One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them.” – Thomas Sowell
March 04, 2020, 06:49 PM
kkinaquote:
Originally posted by Rightwire:
A left handed smoke bender
You wouldn't be some kind of Boy Scout leader, would you?
March 04, 2020, 07:01 PM
Z06Yup. Time. Machine.
I also like the dog-long-life-idea too.
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March 04, 2020, 07:49 PM
ersatzknarfquote:
Originally posted by darthfuster:
quote:
Originally posted by ersatzknarf:
Time machine!
gotta buncha shit i gotta redo.
I’d go back to my 22 year old self and poke him in the eye.
Yuppers...
Still amazed to have made it past 21 and gonna be flippin' 60, next year!
Sheesh
March 04, 2020, 07:54 PM
GA GatorAn app so if a phone goes off with a public service announcement all the other phones in the same room do not go off.
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March 04, 2020, 07:55 PM
k5blazerA microwave refrigerator/freezer is a good idea.
March 04, 2020, 07:55 PM
Doc H.quote:
Originally posted by smschulz:
wireless electricity
Wish granted.
"And gentlemen in England now abed, shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day"