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An Assistant to Nancy Pelosi told her she had a dream last night. There was a humongous parade in Washington celebrating Pelosi. Millions lined the parade route, cheering when Nancy went past. Bands were playing children were throwing confetti into the air; there were balloons everywhere. It was the biggest celebration Washington had ever seen.Nancy was very impressed and said, "That's really great! By the way, how did I look in your dream? Was my hair okay? Her assistant said, "I couldn't tell, the casket was closed."




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I admit it, I laughed. Big Grin


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HA HA HA


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Big Grin Big Grin


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Stolen! Big Grin

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what's the best way to remove Diet Coke from a computer monitor?
 
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what's the best way to remove Diet Coke from a computer monitor?

Buy a new Diet Coke. Cool


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Yeah! Good one.


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Nice!




 
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Did not see that one coming

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Well done!
 
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Saw it coming but read to the end for the happy ending.


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That is an insult to every alcoholic Catholic.




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You could see that coming, but it was still very good.



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Nice! My first thought on seeing the thread title was, "Does it have a happy ending like her getting run over by a cement truck?" Then I opened it up and read it and saw that it *started out* happy. Thanks!
 
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Pelosi Galore*

*Shamelessly stolen from a Dennis Miller listener


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>snicker<


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Saw that coming!


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