February 06, 2020, 03:47 PM
Johnny 3eaglesA Pelosi story
An Assistant to Nancy Pelosi told her she had a dream last night. There was a humongous parade in Washington celebrating Pelosi. Millions lined the parade route, cheering when Nancy went past. Bands were playing children were throwing confetti into the air; there were balloons everywhere. It was the biggest celebration Washington had ever seen.Nancy was very impressed and said, "That's really great! By the way, how did I look in your dream? Was my hair okay? Her assistant said, "I couldn't tell, the casket was closed."
If you're goin' through hell, keep on going.
Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it.
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there.
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February 06, 2020, 04:31 PM
SigLawI admit it, I laughed.
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February 06, 2020, 04:33 PM
12131HA HA HA
Q
February 06, 2020, 04:51 PM
oddball
"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
February 06, 2020, 04:53 PM
Jimbo54Stolen!
Jim
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February 06, 2020, 04:55 PM
az4783054what's the best way to remove Diet Coke from a computer monitor?
February 06, 2020, 04:58 PM
12131quote:
Originally posted by az4783054:
what's the best way to remove Diet Coke from a computer monitor?
Buy a new Diet Coke.
Q
February 06, 2020, 06:11 PM
hberttmankYeah! Good one.
"But, as luck would have it, he stood up. He caught that chunk of lead." Gunnery Sergeant Carlos Hathcock
"If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it." Clarence Worley February 06, 2020, 06:17 PM
.38supersigNice!
February 06, 2020, 06:40 PM
nhtagmemberDid not see that one coming
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February 06, 2020, 06:42 PM
TigerDoreWell done!
February 06, 2020, 07:04 PM
mr kablammoSaw it coming but read to the end for the happy ending.
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
February 06, 2020, 07:08 PM
BamaJeepster
“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.”
- John Adams February 06, 2020, 07:15 PM
Sig2340quote:
Originally posted by BamaJeepster:
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That is an insult to every alcoholic Catholic.
Nice is overrated
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February 06, 2020, 10:10 PM
wrightdYou could see that coming, but it was still very good.
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Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster February 06, 2020, 10:23 PM
slosigNice! My first thought on seeing the thread title was, "Does it have a happy ending like her getting run over by a cement truck?" Then I opened it up and read it and saw that it *started out* happy. Thanks!
February 07, 2020, 08:35 AM
BlackmorePelosi Galore*
*Shamelessly stolen from a Dennis Miller listener
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February 07, 2020, 09:51 AM
M-11>snicker<
"Common sense is wisdom with its sleeves rolled up." -Kyle Farnsworth
"Freedom of Speech does not guarantee freedom from consequences." -Mike Rowe
"Democracies aren't overthrown, they're given away." -George Lucas February 07, 2020, 04:23 PM
smlsigSaw that coming!
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