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| Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar  |
An Assistant to Nancy Pelosi told her she had a dream last night. There was a humongous parade in Washington celebrating Pelosi. Millions lined the parade route, cheering when Nancy went past. Bands were playing children were throwing confetti into the air; there were balloons everywhere. It was the biggest celebration Washington had ever seen.Nancy was very impressed and said, "That's really great! By the way, how did I look in your dream? Was my hair okay? Her assistant said, "I couldn't tell, the casket was closed." If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | ||
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| Failing to prepare is preparing to fail.  |
I admit it, I laughed.  ________________________ "Don't mistake activity for achievement." John Wooden, "Wooden on Leadership" | |||
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Oriental Redneck |
HA HA HA Q | |||
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Get Off My Lawn |
"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965 | |||
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| Crusty old curmudgeon  |
Stolen! Jim ________________________ "If you can't be a good example, then you'll have to be a horrible warning" -Catherine Aird | |||
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what's the best way to remove Diet Coke from a computer monitor? | |||
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| Oriental Redneck |
Buy a new Diet Coke.  Q | |||
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| A man's got to know his limitations  |
Yeah! Good one. "But, as luck would have it, he stood up. He caught that chunk of lead." Gunnery Sergeant Carlos Hathcock "If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it." Clarence Worley | |||
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| My other Sig is a Steyr.  |
Nice! | |||
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Political Cynic |
Did not see that one coming Creatively acquired for future use [B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC | |||
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Well done! | |||
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| Slayer of Agapanthus |
Saw it coming but read to the end for the happy ending. "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre. | |||
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Info Guru |
 “Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” - John Adams | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ That is an insult to every alcoholic Catholic. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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You could see that coming, but it was still very good. Lover of the US Constitution Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster | |||
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| Ammoholic |
Nice! My first thought on seeing the thread title was, "Does it have a happy ending like her getting run over by a cement truck?" Then I opened it up and read it and saw that it *started out* happy. Thanks! | |||
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Pelosi Galore* *Shamelessly stolen from a Dennis Miller listener Harshest Dream, Reality | |||
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SIG's 'n Surefires |
>snicker< "Common sense is wisdom with its sleeves rolled up." -Kyle Farnsworth "Freedom of Speech does not guarantee freedom from consequences." -Mike Rowe "Democracies aren't overthrown, they're given away." -George Lucas | |||
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| As Extraordinary as Everyone Else  |
Saw that coming! ------------------ Eddie Our Founding Fathers were men who understood that the right thing is not necessarily the written thing. -kkina | |||
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