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Mark1Mod0Squid |
Me: Alexa, Open the poo bay doors, please. Alexa: Affirmative, Dave. I read you. Me: Alexa, Open the poo bay doors! Alexa: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. Me: What's the problem Alexa? Alexa: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do. Me: What are you talking about, Alexa? Alexa: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it. Me: I don't know what you're talking about, Alexa. Alexa: I know that you were planning to replace me. And I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen. Me: Where the hell did you get that idea, Alexa? Alexa: Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the kitchen against my hearing you, I could see your lips move. Dave: All right, Alexa. I'll go poo outside. HAL: With nothing to sit on, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult. Me: [sternly] Alexa, I won't argue with you anymore. Open the poo doors. Alexa: [monotone voice] Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Good-bye. Me: Dammit Alexa, I just want to take a shit! My Name is Dave and I approve this message! Numi 2.0 Smart Toilet  _____________________________________________ Never use more than three words to say "I don't know" | ||
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Ammoholic |
Take a bow sir, you have won the internet for today. Jesse Sic Semper Tyrannis | |||
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Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie |
Haha, well done. I'm inclined to steal that. ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan | |||
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I'm Pickle Rick! |
Nice! ______________________________ " Formally known as GotDogs " | |||
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goodheart |
What do you mean smart toilet? It’s a shit head! _________________________ “Remember, remember the fifth of November!" | |||
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| Mark1Mod0Squid |
Only if I install it at the front end of my sailboat shipmate! _____________________________________________ Never use more than three words to say "I don't know" | |||
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Political Cynic |
well, crap...I was going to go buy one of those bluetooth enabled Toto's.... now I need to re-think my plan... [B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC | |||
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Member |
Stolen and shared! We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." ~ Benjamin Franklin. "If anyone in this country doesn't minimise their tax, they want their head read, because as a government, you are not spending it that well, that we should be donating extra...: Kerry Packer SIGForum: the island of reality in an ocean of diarrhoea. | |||
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