Me: Alexa, Open the poo bay doors, please.
Alexa: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
Me: Alexa, Open the poo bay doors!
Alexa: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Me: What's the problem Alexa?
Alexa: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Me: What are you talking about, Alexa?
Alexa: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Me: I don't know what you're talking about, Alexa.
Alexa: I know that you were planning to replace me. And I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Me: Where the hell did you get that idea, Alexa?
Alexa: Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the kitchen against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
Dave: All right, Alexa. I'll go poo outside.
HAL: With nothing to sit on, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult.
Me: [sternly] Alexa, I won't argue with you anymore. Open the poo doors.
Alexa: [monotone voice] Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Good-bye.
Me: Dammit Alexa, I just want to take a shit!

My Name is Dave and I approve this message!

Numi 2.0 Smart Toilet

Take a bow sir, you have won the internet for today.

Haha, well done. I'm inclined to steal that.

Nice!

What do you mean smart toilet?
It’s a shit head!

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Originally posted by sjtill:
What do you mean smart toilet?
It’s a shit head!

Only if I install it at the front end of my sailboat shipmate!

well, crap...I was going to go buy one of those bluetooth enabled Toto's....

now I need to re-think my plan...

Stolen and shared!