A young woman posted that she bought three bras at Walmart. Size 44D. She says that they don't fit.

Somebody PLEASE stop me, before I do something that gets me banned for life.

You need to ask her the other two measurements!

I've got nothing...

lol, I signed into Nextdoor for my neighborhood to see what’s up. And it was a SHITSHOW.

People bitching about neighbors, dogs, cars etc. it was like going to dollar general and watching the white trash fight over a pack of hotdogs.

I nuked my account after a day.

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Originally posted by MikeinNC:
lol, I signed into Nextdoor for my neighborhood to see what’s up. And it was a SHITSHOW.

Shitshow, spectator sport... depends on your perspective when you log in.

Were they too small, or too big?

Ask her if you borrow one to rig it up to your water-balloon launcher, turning it into more effective "double barrel" as it were.

A gentleman of your experience should be able to adjust the fit or recommend better options after a thorough examination.

berto: My wife says I'm not allowed.

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Originally posted by 41:
You need to ask her the other two measurements!

They will be big X massive.

Wives! Sometimes they take all the fun out of it!

This thread is worthless without pictures.

Tell her to wear them anyways. Then she can have four boobs. The two in the bra, and the two trying to make their escape out the top of the bra.

There is a quote attributed to Alexander Hamilton: "The masses are asses". NextDoor demonstrates the wisdom of those words.

My wife had to remove herself from all neighborhood social media. As the constant bitching wasn’t bad enough, she said it was full of liberals, shouting down any non conformist comments.

Yeah, I couldn’t stand the totally unnecessary leftist bitching during the pandemic.

They should rename it The Karen Nextdoor.

I remember neighbor recommending it when we'd moved into new neighborhood.

Probably would have been fine if it was limited to "our" neighborhood, but it was considerably larger. An area I had no interest in.

Other than being a good place to post pics of your lost dog; it has no value.

It's an online version of the Jerry Springer Show

We got an email invitation to the app, saying (paraphrased)"connect with people in your neighborhood". We're relatively new to the area, so we figured "why not", and joined up on a laptop. Well, all the "local" people were over 10 miles away or further. So we decided to delete the app, which was several more steps than registering. However, we still get emails to come back / re-register. So, they're about to go on the "block" list.