March 27, 2025, 04:08 PM
V-TailNextDoor App
A young woman posted that she bought three bras at Walmart. Size 44D. She says that they don't fit.
Somebody PLEASE stop me, before I do something that gets me banned for life.
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים March 27, 2025, 04:27 PM
41You need to ask her the other two measurements!
41
March 27, 2025, 05:17 PM
ArtieSI've got nothing...
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Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
March 27, 2025, 05:20 PM
MikeinNClol, I signed into Nextdoor for my neighborhood to see what’s up. And it was a SHITSHOW.
People bitching about neighbors, dogs, cars etc. it was like going to dollar general and watching the white trash fight over a pack of hotdogs.
I nuked my account after a day.
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vthokyquote:
Originally posted by MikeinNC:
lol, I signed into Nextdoor for my neighborhood to see what’s up. And it was a SHITSHOW.
Shitshow, spectator sport... depends on your perspective when you log in.
God bless America. March 27, 2025, 05:36 PM
1967GoatWere they too small, or too big?
March 27, 2025, 06:28 PM
CooksterAsk her if you borrow one to rig it up to your water-balloon launcher, turning it into more effective "double barrel" as it were.
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March 27, 2025, 06:39 PM
bertoA gentleman of your experience should be able to adjust the fit or recommend better options after a thorough examination.
March 27, 2025, 06:52 PM
V-Tailberto: My wife says I'm not allowed.
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים March 27, 2025, 06:59 PM
1s1kquote:
Originally posted by 41:
You need to ask her the other two measurements!
They will be big X massive.
March 27, 2025, 08:06 PM
400mWives! Sometimes they take all the fun out of it!
March 27, 2025, 08:53 PM
gjgalliganThis thread is worthless without pictures.
Integrity is doing the right thing, even when nobody is looking.
March 27, 2025, 09:12 PM
BeancookerTell her to wear them anyways. Then she can have four boobs. The two in the bra, and the two trying to make their escape out the top of the bra.
quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
I'd fly to Turks and Caicos with live ammo falling out of my pockets before getting within spitting distance of NJ with a firearm.
March 28, 2025, 05:27 AM
SPWAMike0317There is a quote attributed to Alexander Hamilton: "The masses are asses". NextDoor demonstrates the wisdom of those words.
Let me help you out. Which way did you come in? March 28, 2025, 07:22 AM
sigspecopsMy wife had to remove herself from all neighborhood social media. As the constant bitching wasn’t bad enough, she said it was full of liberals, shouting down any non conformist comments.
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March 28, 2025, 11:20 AM
sjtillYeah, I couldn’t stand the totally unnecessary leftist bitching during the pandemic.
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March 28, 2025, 11:26 AM
Rick LeeThey should rename it The Karen Nextdoor.
March 28, 2025, 11:59 AM
mjlennonI remember neighbor recommending it when we'd moved into new neighborhood.
Probably would have been fine if it was limited to "our" neighborhood, but it was considerably larger. An area I had no interest in.
Other than being a good place to post pics of your lost dog; it has no value.
March 28, 2025, 12:04 PM
tatortoddIt's an online version of the Jerry Springer Show
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. March 31, 2025, 08:38 AM
Glynn863We got an email invitation to the app, saying (paraphrased)"connect with people in your neighborhood". We're relatively new to the area, so we figured "why not", and joined up on a laptop. Well, all the "local" people were over 10 miles away or further. So we decided to delete the app, which was several more steps than registering. However, we still get emails to come back / re-register. So, they're about to go on the "block" list.