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chickenshit
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I'd like to know "the rest of the story"


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Posts: 8000 | Location: East Central FL | Registered: January 05, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Similar to an experience I once had (with an inmate/patient.) A new catheter user, he was concerned it would slip out (it would not, it was a Foley, but he was stupid.) He tied a string tightly around the base, and 24 hours later he had a gangrenous penis. Sounds like a Perry Mason story, doesn't it? The Case of.....
 
Posts: 17297 | Location: Lexington, KY | Registered: October 15, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Originally posted by 2000Z-71:
Don't fall asleep while drunk and taking a piss in the woods when the temperature is -18 degrees.


Did he ever find his Testicles?


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And take a lesson from the kid in A Christmas Story. Don't touch it to a metal pole
 
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Stop it



 
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Corgis Rock
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Glad you are not dead. They would be a bad legacy to leave. Razz


When I was in Fairbanks, the people that did that were called “drunksicles”



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Hopefully you didn’t get something stuck to a tree? Making mid air frozen rainbows isn’t exactly my idea of fun. I’m more akin to spelling words in the snow with my slipstream


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Hopefully the cold weather caused enough shrinkage so only the tip turned black.
 
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Cercumcicle?


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Link to original video: https://youtu.be/2tbwBpLCazg


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Cercumcicle?


Hey: I got it. Big Grin




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I think drunk and -18 could lead to all sorts of interesting ER interactions.
 
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This will be another, “once you go black, you can’t go back.” Razz
 
Posts: 5202 | Location: Manteca, CA | Registered: May 30, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I'll also add, don't stuff snow down your pants in an attempt to, "Slow the freezing process."

And no, definitely not me, but working triage on some nights can be entertaining...




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Posts: 11924 | Location: Eagle River, AK | Registered: September 12, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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For reasons I cannot fathom, licking lamp-posts in Québec, where it can often get down to -35C, seems to be a winter sport for kids.

Arctic Willy-waving might catch on, or maybe not, who cares?

BTW, a friend of ours, a former paramedic in the regional emergency services, offered a little advice.

He said, and I quote almost verbatim here, - 'never do anything with your self or another person that you'd be embarrassed to have seen by a paramedic'.
 
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For reasons I cannot fathom, licking lamp-posts in Québec, where it can often get down to -35C, seems to be a winter sport for kids.


Back in college we had a particularly dumb chick do that one time. Left a big chunk of her tongue on the pole...and it was there till spring, lol.
 
Posts: 9461 | Location: In the Cornfields | Registered: May 25, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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- 92 - did she talk with a lisp after that?

Anybody help her with the band-aid?
 
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Does "Hold my beer and watch this" come to mind?


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No doubt little Elvis did a disappearing act, and is fine (obviously very few ice fishermen here).

Hands now that’s the problem I see hard to do the deed with your mittens on. Could have been naked from the waist up because, well, because Yukon Jack has a cruel sense of humor.


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- 92 - did she talk with a lisp after that?



Sure did, at least till it healed up, lol
 
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