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| quote: Originally posted by 2000Z-71:
Don't fall asleep while drunk and taking a piss in the woods when the temperature is -18 degrees.
Did he ever find his Testicles?
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| quote: Originally posted by old rugged cross: Glad you are not dead. They would be a bad legacy to leave. 
When I was in Fairbanks, the people that did that were called “drunksicles”
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| Hopefully you didn’t get something stuck to a tree? Making mid air frozen rainbows isn’t exactly my idea of fun. I’m more akin to spelling words in the snow with my slipstream
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| quote: Originally posted by Blume9mm:
Cercumcicle?
Hey: I got it. 
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| | | Posts: 47421 | Location: 10,150 Feet Above Sea Level in Colorado | Registered: April 04, 2002 |
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| I think drunk and -18 could lead to all sorts of interesting ER interactions. |
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| I'll also add, don't stuff snow down your pants in an attempt to, "Slow the freezing process." And no, definitely not me, but working triage on some nights can be entertaining...
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| | | Posts: 11785 | Location: Eagle River, AK | Registered: September 12, 2006 |
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| For reasons I cannot fathom, licking lamp-posts in Québec, where it can often get down to -35C, seems to be a winter sport for kids.
Arctic Willy-waving might catch on, or maybe not, who cares?
BTW, a friend of ours, a former paramedic in the regional emergency services, offered a little advice.
He said, and I quote almost verbatim here, - 'never do anything with your self or another person that you'd be embarrassed to have seen by a paramedic'. |
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| quote: For reasons I cannot fathom, licking lamp-posts in Québec, where it can often get down to -35C, seems to be a winter sport for kids.
Back in college we had a particularly dumb chick do that one time. Left a big chunk of her tongue on the pole...and it was there till spring, lol. |
| | | Posts: 8683 | Location: In the Cornfields | Registered: May 25, 2006 |
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| Does "Hold my beer and watch this" come to mind?
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| | | Posts: 8141 | Location: Livingston County Michigan USA | Registered: August 11, 2002 |
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| No doubt little Elvis did a disappearing act, and is fine (obviously very few ice fishermen here). Hands now that’s the problem I see hard to do the deed with your mittens on. Could have been naked from the waist up because, well, because Yukon Jack has a cruel sense of humor.
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| | | Posts: 5168 | Location: southern Mn | Registered: February 26, 2006 |
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| quote: Originally posted by Chris42:
- 92 - did she talk with a lisp after that?
Sure did, at least till it healed up, lol |
| | | Posts: 8683 | Location: In the Cornfields | Registered: May 25, 2006 |
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