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| Jack of All Trades, Master of Nothing  |
Don't fall asleep while drunk and taking a piss in the woods when the temperature is -18 degrees. My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. | ||
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Age Quod Agis |
Sounds like frost on your bit... "I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation." Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II. | |||
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Still finding my way |
Oh dear. | |||
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| As Extraordinary as Everyone Else  |
Frostbite? Damn! ------------------ Eddie Our Founding Fathers were men who understood that the right thing is not necessarily the written thing. -kkina | |||
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Generally, it's a good idea not to fall asleep when taking a squirt - sneezing ain't a great idea either. Hope you heal up. | |||
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| Flying Sergeant |
That’s a bit nipply | |||
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| That's just the Flomax talking  |
Words to live by. | |||
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| Green grass and high tides  |
Glad you are not dead. They would be a bad legacy to leave. I assume someone found you. What was the ER trip for exactly?  "Practice like you want to play in the game" | |||
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Just thinking about that hurts! | |||
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A Grateful American |
So, is "Chilly Willy" going to make it? Frostbite in about 30 minutes, and hypothermia if not well insulated. I guess your job is less than boring, most of the time. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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Sounds like you're flirting with Darwin...Maybe you shouldn't drink so much that you pass out ( regardless of the temperature ) ?? I'm glad they didn't need to amputate , like they sometimes do with toes ! Yikes ! EDIT : I didn't realize that you worked in ER...my apologies ! I've been in the OR for 35 years...I understand. mikeThis message has been edited. Last edited by: mike28w, | |||
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Legalize the Constitution |
I don’t believe the OP is the patient in this story, rather one of the attending _______________________________________________________ despite them | |||
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| Member |
Oh my, that might lead to more than a little discomfort!! You should have kept your hand wrapped around "Willie". | |||
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| Age Quod Agis |
Guys, the OP is a nurse in an ER in Alaska. He didn't pass out pissing in the cold. "I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation." Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II. | |||
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| Master of one hand pistol shooting  |
Years ago I heard of someone named "Frostbit Dick. No doubt a nickname. One might assume his given name is Richard. SIGnature NRA Benefactor CMP Pistol Distinguished | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
Left out "while wearing shorts and sandals." Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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Like a frozen Lorena Bobbitt job... a "frobbitt" --------------------------------------- It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves. | |||
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| You're going to feel a little pressure... |
Ah, yes. Anytime I am feeling sorry for myself, a quick walk through my ER reminds me how great it is to be me: Upright, breathing without aid of machines, and with all of my appendages. It really is a beautiful day  Bruce "The designer of the gun had clearly not been instructed to beat about the bush. 'Make it evil,' he'd been told. 'Make it totally clear that this gun has a right end and a wrong end. Make it totally clear to anyone standing at the wrong end that things are going badly for them. If that means sticking all sort of spikes and prongs and blackened bits all over it then so be it. This is not a gun for hanging over the fireplace or sticking in the umbrella stand, it is a gun for going out and making people miserable with." -Douglas Adams “It is just as difficult and dangerous to try to free a people that wants to remain servile as it is to try to enslave a people that wants to remain free." -Niccolo Machiavelli The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all. -Mencken | |||
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| Green grass and high tides |
i am glad to hear it was it not him, if in fact it wasn't. His thread title was ambiguous at best  "Practice like you want to play in the game" | |||
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| The success of a solution usually depends upon your point of view |
I want to believe. “We truly live in a wondrous age of stupid.” - 83v45magna "I think it's important that people understand free speech doesn't mean free from consequences societally or politically or culturally." -Pranjit Kalita, founder and CIO of Birkoa Capital Management | |||
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