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January 07, 2020, 03:09 PM
Fredward
Similar to an experience I once had (with an inmate/patient.) A new catheter user, he was concerned it would slip out (it would not, it was a Foley, but he was stupid.) He tied a string tightly around the base, and 24 hours later he had a gangrenous penis. Sounds like a Perry Mason story, doesn't it? The Case of.....
January 07, 2020, 03:48 PM
GWbiker
quote:
Originally posted by 2000Z-71: Don't fall asleep while drunk and taking a piss in the woods when the temperature is -18 degrees.
Did he ever find his Testicles?
********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them".
January 07, 2020, 04:14 PM
NK402
And take a lesson from the kid in A Christmas Story. Don't touch it to a metal pole
January 07, 2020, 04:27 PM
BigSwede
Stop it
January 07, 2020, 04:31 PM
Icabod
quote:
Originally posted by old rugged cross: Glad you are not dead. They would be a bad legacy to leave.
When I was in Fairbanks, the people that did that were called “drunksicles”
“ The work of destruction is quick, easy and exhilarating; the work of creation is slow, laborious and dull.
January 07, 2020, 04:49 PM
CQB60
Hopefully you didn’t get something stuck to a tree? Making mid air frozen rainbows isn’t exactly my idea of fun. I’m more akin to spelling words in the snow with my slipstream
______________________________________________ Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun…
January 07, 2020, 05:24 PM
Lunasee
Hopefully the cold weather caused enough shrinkage so only the tip turned black.
I think drunk and -18 could lead to all sorts of interesting ER interactions.
January 07, 2020, 06:17 PM
Shifferbrains
This will be another, “once you go black, you can’t go back.”
January 08, 2020, 02:59 AM
2000Z-71
I'll also add, don't stuff snow down your pants in an attempt to, "Slow the freezing process."
And no, definitely not me, but working triage on some nights can be entertaining...
My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball.
January 08, 2020, 03:15 AM
tacfoley
For reasons I cannot fathom, licking lamp-posts in Québec, where it can often get down to -35C, seems to be a winter sport for kids.
Arctic Willy-waving might catch on, or maybe not, who cares?
BTW, a friend of ours, a former paramedic in the regional emergency services, offered a little advice.
He said, and I quote almost verbatim here, - 'never do anything with your self or another person that you'd be embarrassed to have seen by a paramedic'.
January 08, 2020, 04:34 AM
92fstech
quote:
For reasons I cannot fathom, licking lamp-posts in Québec, where it can often get down to -35C, seems to be a winter sport for kids.
Back in college we had a particularly dumb chick do that one time. Left a big chunk of her tongue on the pole...and it was there till spring, lol.
January 08, 2020, 07:15 AM
Chris42
- 92 - did she talk with a lisp after that?
Anybody help her with the band-aid?
January 08, 2020, 08:05 AM
shovelhead
Does "Hold my beer and watch this" come to mind?
-------------------------------------—————— ————————--Ignorance is a powerful tool if applied at the right time, even, usually, surpassing knowledge(E.J.Potter, A.K.A. The Michigan Madman)
January 08, 2020, 10:47 AM
reflex/deflex 64
No doubt little Elvis did a disappearing act, and is fine (obviously very few ice fishermen here).
Hands now that’s the problem I see hard to do the deed with your mittens on. Could have been naked from the waist up because, well, because Yukon Jack has a cruel sense of humor.
----------The weather is here I wish you were beautiful----------
January 08, 2020, 08:03 PM
92fstech
quote:
Originally posted by Chris42: - 92 - did she talk with a lisp after that?
