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A Grateful American |
Straighten it and use it as a (piano) hinge pin on a jewelry box. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד | |||
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Oriental Redneck |
I guess you missed that whoosh. See if this one works. The answer is you can’t. Because every single answer tells you where to find it. I still accept Zelle. Or PayPal.  Q | |||
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Member |
Put it in the un-redacted Epstein file. This space intentionally left blank. | |||
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Sigforum K9 handler |
Place it under my neighbors work boots ________________ People hate you. Train like it. | |||
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I’d drop it into the engine bay of a car. I’ve dropped bolts, screws, tools, everything into them and “poof” they were gone forever. No one's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.- Mark Twain | |||
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| Lawyers, Guns and Money  |
^^^ yeah, you’d probably find my 7 mm socket before you find that. It would also disappear in my garage. "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." -- Justice Janice Rogers Brown "The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth." -rduckwor | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
 "The Almighty, He put some livin' things on this earth so a man can eat." - Festus Haggen, Gunsmoke | |||
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| I have not yet begun to procrastinate |
^^Nice!^^ -------- After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. | |||
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Wherever I put it I'll never find it. _______________________________ Do the interns get Glocks? | |||
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| probably a good thing I don't have a cut |
I hid it. I don't have to tell you where. Where's my money? | |||
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| A Grateful American |
You win!  "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד | |||
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| The Ice Cream Man |
Give it to my toddler… | |||
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Kitchen junk drawer. | |||
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| Member |
What paper clip? | |||
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Coin Sniper |
Take it to the top of Mount Everest and use a rubber band to shoot it off the side of the peak that no one is able to ascend or descend. Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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Toss it in the city dump or into a fresh concrete foundation as it is being poured. . .... Is this a trick question? . | |||
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| Saluki |
Toss it in with the spent fuel rods in a nuke power plant. ----------The weather is here I wish you were beautiful---------- | |||
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| Member |
So disappointed. Not a single “in my wife’s Lingerie drawer”. | |||
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The 2nd guarantees the 1st |
Attach it to a letter to any US gov't organization asking for a reply. "Even if the world were perfect it wouldn't be." ... Yogi Berra | |||
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