Tough one. If I hide it, I can find it. It would have to be placed where it would move without my knowledge but where others can’t recognize it even while looking. Absent destruction, dilution and deep water, that leaves reshaping and application on or to a randomly moving object.

Put it in Rosie O'Donnell's vagina, nobody's checking there for damn sure.

Not worth the munny^^^^^^

The rules say I can't destroy it, but don't say I'm disqualified if I use a proxy. I'd give it to someone else to toss into the furnace at one of the steel mills in town.

Unscrew the cap and drop it inside... 15 minutes later when it hits the bottom, weld the cap back on.



Can I sign up for direct deposit?

I was thinking drop it inside a fence post after setting it in concrete. Unless capped, the fence posts seem to collect water in the winter and eventually rust out. I’m guess that rust would dispose of the paper clip much quicker.

Start paying, I'll refund if you find it.

Place it on the sidewalk in Union Square, San Francisco and cover it with a job application.

Use it as a nail in crown moulding