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You get $10,000 a week for the rest of your life if…
March 26, 2026, 07:16 PM
sigmonkeyYou get $10,000 a week for the rest of your life if…
Straighten it and use it as a (piano) hinge pin on a jewelry box.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד March 26, 2026, 07:26 PM
12131quote:
Originally posted by cajunmuscle:
Wow, you broke two of the three rules
I guess you missed that whoosh.
See if this one works. The answer is you can’t. Because every single answer tells you where to find it.
I still accept Zelle. Or PayPal.
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March 26, 2026, 08:38 PM
DrDanPut it in the un-redacted Epstein file.
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jljonesPlace it under my neighbors work boots
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People hate you. Train like it.
March 26, 2026, 09:01 PM
sigspecopsI’d drop it into the engine bay of a car. I’ve dropped bolts, screws, tools, everything into them and “poof” they were gone forever.
No one's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.- Mark Twain
March 26, 2026, 09:13 PM
chellim1^^^ yeah, you’d probably find my 7 mm socket before you find that. It would also disappear in my garage.
"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible."
-- Justice Janice Rogers Brown
"The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth."
-rduckwor March 26, 2026, 09:15 PM
egregore
"The Almighty, He put some livin' things on this earth so a man can eat." - Festus Haggen, Gunsmoke March 26, 2026, 11:12 PM
cas
March 26, 2026, 11:32 PM
KMitch200^^Nice!^^
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After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
March 27, 2026, 12:53 AM
lechiffreWherever I put it I'll never find it.
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Do the interns get Glocks?
March 27, 2026, 01:45 AM
PatenI hid it. I don't have to tell you where. Where's my money?
March 27, 2026, 02:45 AM
sigmonkeyquote:
Originally posted by cas:...
You win!
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד March 27, 2026, 04:43 AM
AglifterGive it to my toddler…
March 27, 2026, 05:48 AM
snowdogKitchen junk drawer.
March 27, 2026, 07:17 AM
Roady toadyWhat paper clip?
March 27, 2026, 10:15 PM
RightwireTake it to the top of Mount Everest and use a rubber band to shoot it off the side of the peak that no one is able to ascend or descend.
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343 - Never Forget
Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat
There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. March 28, 2026, 09:30 AM
TigerDoreToss it in the city dump or into a fresh concrete foundation as it is being poured.
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.... Is this a trick question?
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March 28, 2026, 10:30 AM
reflex/deflex 64Toss it in with the spent fuel rods in a nuke power plant.
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March 28, 2026, 02:49 PM
1s1kSo disappointed. Not a single “in my wife’s Lingerie drawer”.
March 28, 2026, 03:07 PM
fiasconvaAttach it to a letter to any US gov't organization asking for a reply.
"Even if the world were perfect it wouldn't be." ... Yogi Berra