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Bookers Bourbon
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Is there anything SLOWER than the truck that has the delivery you have been waiting for?





If you're goin' through hell, keep on going.
Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it.
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there.


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That truck always runs later in the day when "your stuff" is out for delivery. Razz


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Is there anything SLOWER than the truck that has the delivery you have been waiting for?

Yes, Christmas when you're a kid.



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Void Where Prohibited
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The clock when you're warming up food.



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A wife's "I'll be ready in 5 minutes..."




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Bookers Bourbon
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A wife's "I'll be ready in 5 minutes..."


That is the same as the last 5 minutes in football, score tied and both teams have all their time outs.





If you're goin' through hell, keep on going.
Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it.
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there.


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Fighting the good fight
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The line at the DMV.
 
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The truck in front of you when you have to go, bad, really bad, and you are pinching as hard as you can but it's turtling.....
 
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Waiting for a commercial to end.


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The truck in front of you when you have to go, bad, really bad, and you are pinching as hard as you can but it's turtling.....


"Prairie dogging"!




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Looking at life
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When I have nowhere to go, that truck will show up at 8pm. When it's something I don't want sitting on the porch it shows up 10 minutes after I leave home in the morning.
 
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Is there anything SLOWER than the truck that has the delivery you have been waiting for?


Yes if that truck is operated by the USPS…


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Your refund from the IRS
 
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I love it when the local post office gets my package, then sends it back to the main Tucson distribution center so they can send it back to the local post office the NEXT day so they can deliver it the NEXT day after that…


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Is there anything SLOWER than the truck that has the delivery you have been waiting for?


Yes. It's a Fedex Truck.


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Yes, the car you choose to pull behind as second in line at a three lane stop light. Never fails.




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