Rhetorical question

April 07, 2025, 03:11 PM

Johnny 3eagles

Rhetorical question

Is there anything SLOWER than the truck that has the delivery you have been waiting for?

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April 07, 2025, 03:16 PM

stoic-one

That truck always runs later in the day when "your stuff" is out for delivery.

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April 07, 2025, 03:18 PM

TigerDore

quote:
Originally posted by Johnny 3eagles:
Is there anything SLOWER than the truck that has the delivery you have been waiting for?

Yes, Christmas when you're a kid.

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April 07, 2025, 03:20 PM

WaterburyBob

The clock when you're warming up food.

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April 07, 2025, 03:32 PM

sigmonkey

A wife's "I'll be ready in 5 minutes..."

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April 07, 2025, 03:38 PM

Johnny 3eagles

quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
A wife's "I'll be ready in 5 minutes..."

That is the same as the last 5 minutes in football, score tied and both teams have all their time outs.

If you're goin' through hell, keep on going.
Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it.
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there.

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April 07, 2025, 04:18 PM

RogueJSK

The line at the DMV.

April 07, 2025, 04:26 PM

HRK

The truck in front of you when you have to go, bad, really bad, and you are pinching as hard as you can but it's turtling.....

April 07, 2025, 04:39 PM

nosticks

Waiting for a commercial to end.

April 07, 2025, 06:08 PM

IntrepidTraveler

quote:
Originally posted by HRK:
The truck in front of you when you have to go, bad, really bad, and you are pinching as hard as you can but it's turtling.....

"Prairie dogging"!

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April 07, 2025, 07:23 PM

fischtown7

When I have nowhere to go, that truck will show up at 8pm. When it's something I don't want sitting on the porch it shows up 10 minutes after I leave home in the morning.

April 07, 2025, 07:36 PM

smlsig

quote:
Originally posted by Johnny 3eagles:
Is there anything SLOWER than the truck that has the delivery you have been waiting for?

Yes if that truck is operated by the USPS…

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April 07, 2025, 08:24 PM

ZSMICHAEL

Your refund from the IRS

April 07, 2025, 09:50 PM

SigFan

I love it when the local post office gets my package, then sends it back to the main Tucson distribution center so they can send it back to the local post office the NEXT day so they can deliver it the NEXT day after that…

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April 08, 2025, 07:34 PM

Scooter123

quote:
Originally posted by Johnny 3eagles:
Is there anything SLOWER than the truck that has the delivery you have been waiting for?

Yes. It's a Fedex Truck.

I've stopped counting.

April 08, 2025, 08:49 PM

ugeesta

Yes, the car you choose to pull behind as second in line at a three lane stop light. Never fails.

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