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| Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar  |
Is there anything SLOWER than the truck that has the delivery you have been waiting for? Any dog can be a Guide Dog if you don't care where you're going. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | ||
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Unflappable Enginerd |
That truck always runs later in the day when "your stuff" is out for delivery.  __________________________________ NRA Benefactor I lost all my weapons in a boating, umm, accident. http://www.aufamily.com/forums/ | |||
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Yes, Christmas when you're a kid. . | |||
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Void Where Prohibited |
The clock when you're warming up food. "If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards | |||
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A Grateful American |
A wife's "I'll be ready in 5 minutes..." "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד | |||
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| Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar |
That is the same as the last 5 minutes in football, score tied and both teams have all their time outs. Any dog can be a Guide Dog if you don't care where you're going. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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Fighting the good fight |
The line at the DMV. | |||
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| Thank you Very little  |
The truck in front of you when you have to go, bad, really bad, and you are pinching as hard as you can but it's turtling..... | |||
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Waiting for a commercial to end. Awake not woke | |||
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"Prairie dogging"! Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. - Dave Barry "Never go through life saying 'I should have'..." - quote from the 9/11 Boatlift Story (thanks, sdy for posting it) | |||
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| Looking at life thru a windshield  |
When I have nowhere to go, that truck will show up at 8pm. When it's something I don't want sitting on the porch it shows up 10 minutes after I leave home in the morning. | |||
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| As Extraordinary as Everyone Else  |
Yes if that truck is operated by the USPS… ------------------ Eddie Our Founding Fathers were men who understood that the right thing is not necessarily the written thing. -kkina | |||
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Your refund from the IRS | |||
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| It's all part of the adventure... |
I love it when the local post office gets my package, then sends it back to the main Tucson distribution center so they can send it back to the local post office the NEXT day so they can deliver it the NEXT day after that… Regards From Sunny Tucson, SigFan NRA Life - IDPA - USCCA - GOA - JPFO - ACLDN - SAF - AZCDL - ASA "Faith isn't believing that God can; it's knowing that He will." (From a sign on a church in Nicholasville, Kentucky) | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
  "The Almighty, He put some livin' things on this earth so a man can eat." - Festus Haggen, Gunsmoke | |||
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Yes. It's a Fedex Truck. I've stopped counting. | |||
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This Space for Rent |
Yes, the car you choose to pull behind as second in line at a three lane stop light. Never fails. We will never know world peace, until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye Liberals are like pussycats and Twitter is Trump's laser pointer to keep them busy while he takes care of business - Rey HRH. | |||
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