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 God bless America. | |||
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| Free men do not ask permission to bear arms  |
what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick. A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone. The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots. | |||
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| The success of a solution usually depends upon your point of view |
When you are cold, why should you go stand in a corner? Because they are usually about 90 degrees. “We truly live in a wondrous age of stupid.” - 83v45magna "I think it's important that people understand free speech doesn't mean free from consequences societally or politically or culturally." -Pranjit Kalita, founder and CIO of Birkoa Capital Management | |||
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Run to the round house Nellie He can't corner you there. Do not necessarily attribute someone's nasty or inappropriate actions as intended when it may be explained by ignorance or stupidity. | |||
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| half-genius, half-wit |
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung. | |||
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| half-genius, half-wit |
In view of my half-Irishness, I thought I'd post this one for yez - There was a young man from Dun Laoghaire Who propounded an interesting thaoghaire: That the language of Erse Has a shortage of verse 'Cos the spelling makes poets so waoghaire. | |||
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Did you ever try vodka and prune juice? Pile driver. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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| Free men do not ask permission to bear arms |
No but I start my day with Prune juice and Tang some times. Nothing like a little Prune Tang in the morning! A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone. The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots. | |||
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 "It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts." Sherlock Holmes | |||
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And the rope replies "I'm a frayed knot". | |||
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A buddy laid this groaner on me yesterday... Did you know that back in the 80s, the alphabet only had 22 letters? Yeah. Cause ET went home and JR got shot... | |||
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There was a young lady from Norway Who hung by her heels in the doorway. She said to her man, "Get off the divan, I think I've discovered one more way". When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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Went to a bar and the black guy next to me ordered a gin and watermelon juice. Asked him what the drink was called. He replied. It's an Uncle Tom Collins. (remember from my childhood and a black comedian's record we had in the house) -.---.----.. -.---.----.. -.---.----.. It seems to me that any law that is not enforced and can't be enforced weakens all other laws. | |||
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| Savor the limelight |
I'm sorry, I thought this was the Dad Puns thread. | |||
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