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Political Cynic |
OK, lets hear 'em [B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC | ||
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Recondite Raider |
Remember you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish __________________________ More blessed than I deserve. http://davesphotography7055.zenfolio.com/f238091154 | |||
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Not as lean, not as mean, Still a Marine |
I thought the fog was trying to kill me this morning, but luckily, it mist. I shall respect you until you open your mouth, from that point on, you must earn it yourself. | |||
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Blinded by the Sun |
What's Brown and rhymes with Snoop, Dre ------------------------------ Smart is not something you are but something you get. Chi Chi, get the yayo | |||
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Prep, Confirm, Roll |
A frog walked into a bank looking to secure a loan. The banker, Patty Black, asked the frog what he could offer as collateral. The frog handed her a small wooden spool that his grandfather had give him just before he died. Patty was unsure if that would be acceptable as collateral, so she asked he manager if the spool would do as collateral. The manager looked at the spool, sized up the frog, thought for a moment and then proclaimed "Its a nick nak Patty Black, give the frog a loan" NRA Certified instructor, and Range Safety officer OpSpec Training http://opspectraining.com Grayguns - http://grayguns.com | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
Speaking of gardening, you can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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Dances With Tornados |
The early bird gets the worm, but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese. | |||
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My other Sig is a Steyr. |
A duck walks into a drug store: "I want some condoms" the duck says. "Here is our best variety" the cashier replied. "I'll take this one... Damn! I don't have my wallet on me." Thats okay. You have an account here. I can put it on your bill." "I'm not that kind of duck!" | |||
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Fly High, A.J. |
You can prick your finger, but you shouldn't finger your prick. | |||
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Ignored facts still exist |
you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. - George Carlin. . | |||
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Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie |
In honor of Jim Allen... "Auto-correct is my worst enema!" ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan | |||
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His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm. |
Why don't midgets ever pick up restaurant checks? Because they're always a little short. | |||
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Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff. Mongo only pawn in game of life... | |||
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E Plebmnista; Norcom, Forcom, Perfectumum. |
A truck was hauling cages of chickens when a strap broke and the cages started falling off the back and breaking open in the road. By the time the driver figured out what was happening, it was too late to recoop his losses. ================================================ Ultron: "You're unbearably naive." Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday." | |||
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A panda walks into a bar carrying a briefcase. He sits at the counter and orders a sandwich. After finishing the sandwich, he opens the briefcase, pulls out a gun, and starts shooting up the place. Once the gun was empty, he starts walking out. The bartender yelled at him, "What did you do that for?!" Without turning around, the panda says, "Look it up," and walks out the door. The bartender picked up a dictionary, and found... "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves." "It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts." Sherlock Holmes | |||
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A Grateful American |
A man goes to the zoo. The only animal exhibit was a dog that is no longer there. Shitzu not. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders three shots of whiskey. The bartender put three shots of whiskey in front of him. He drinks each shot, pays the bill, and leaves. This continues every week for several weeks. Finally, the bartender asked him why he orders three shots. He said that he has two brothers that he's very close to, but they live far away, overseas. By having three shots, it's like he's having a drink with them. The bartender smiled at the story. After repeating his routine for several months, the patron returned, but only ordered two shots of whiskey. Out of shock and concern, the bartender said, "Oh, no! did something happen to one of your brothers...?!" The patron replied, "Oh, no, nothing like that. I just decided to quit drinking." "It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts." Sherlock Holmes | |||
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These jokes must be made of paper, because they're tear-able. "It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts." Sherlock Holmes | |||
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Savor the limelight |
I walked into a bar last night. My head still hurts. | |||
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A man was in a pet store and saw an interesting bird. As he was buying it, the clerk told him it was a Foo Bird. He also said if the bird ever pooped on him, to never wash it off. Once home, the bird promptly pooped on its new owner, who immediately scrubbed it off. The owner then had a heart attack and died. Moral: If the Foo shits, wear it! End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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