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Dances with Wiener Dogs
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Rhinestone. 1984 IIRC. Sly Stallone sings in that turd.



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Lost in Translation. I walked out after 30 minutes. And I am a Bill Murray fan. At least it was appropriately named. Regards 18DAI


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For me , The Blair Witch Project. Man that
was a big zero of a movie.
 
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Not the worst movie of all time but I’m watching all the old war movies and just watched The Bridge at Remagen. Had tons of M24 Chaffee’s abs should been ok but the script and acting were atrocious. Plus Hollywood’s penchant for casting 40+ year old actors as 2nd Lt’s gets old real fast. I don’t know if George Segal is a shitty actor or he was drunk the while movie because he was awful.
 
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Hands down.. the absolute worst so-called movie.. ever:

Napoleon Dynamite




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Dreamcatcher.


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Ishtar or The truth about Charlie or Battlefield Earth. I cannot decide but all 3 belong on the worst movie medal podium.

I second the positive defense of The Thin Red Line.
 
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Melancholia, complete cinematic sewage.

Second only to Birdman.


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There's good, there's bad and then there's:

Ray Milland + Rosey Grier in "The Thing with Two Heads".



I actually liked a lot of the movies mentioned so far. You have to watch a lot of bad movies to really appreciate Bad- "Humanoids from the deep" and C.H.U.D- cannibalistic, humanoid underground dwellers. I missed C.H.U.D II but it's probably up there- or down there depending on how you view it.


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Bridges of Madison County.

My wife drug me to see this when it came out years ago. I figured, hell, Clint Eastwood's in it, so how bad can it be.

I sat there patiently for hours waiting for something to happen. When it was over & the credits started rolling, I looked at my wife & said, "W-T-F was that about?"


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Hands down.. the absolute worst so-called movie.. ever:

Napoleon Dynamite


Lol. That’s one of Mrs. DFs favorites. She quotes lines from it occasionally. No doubt you have to be in the mood for silliness.



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Further proof there is no accounting for taste.

While I agree with most posts here, at least the ones with flicks I have also seen, there are notable exceptions.

Fifth Element?
Napoleon Dynamite?

One is a sci-fi staple with more quotable one liners than most. The other is quirky for sure, but I smiled if not laughed all the way through it.

Anyway, back to the first sentence of this post...
 
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The English Patient


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The Fifth Element. Horrid, unwatchable drek.

Disagree. One of my wife's and my favourite movies. Bruce Willis was, well, Bruce Willis Smile. Milla Jovovich was hawt. Gary Oldman was a great bad guy. Chris Tucker was a hoot. Great CGI. Terrific opera scene and one of the best movie lines ever:



Link to original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TyxxLHfBwE

The thing about TFE was it never took itself seriously. It was meant to be over-the-top SciFi and it was.



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Any and All of those “Twilight” movies about sparkling vampires, anorexic waifs, and CGI werewolves. BARF.


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"Shaving Ryan's Privates"

Heard it was a WW II flick but had nothing to do with it.


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Hands down.. the absolute worst so-called movie.. ever:

Napoleon Dynamite


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My votes are:

Australia
Cold Mountain
The lovely bones

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