Rhinestone. 1984 IIRC. Sly Stallone sings in that turd.
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April 25, 2020, 04:21 AM
18DAI
Lost in Translation. I walked out after 30 minutes. And I am a Bill Murray fan. At least it was appropriately named. Regards 18DAI
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April 25, 2020, 06:12 AM
kramden
For me , The Blair Witch Project. Man that was a big zero of a movie.
April 25, 2020, 06:19 AM
pedropcola
Not the worst movie of all time but I’m watching all the old war movies and just watched The Bridge at Remagen. Had tons of M24 Chaffee’s abs should been ok but the script and acting were atrocious. Plus Hollywood’s penchant for casting 40+ year old actors as 2nd Lt’s gets old real fast. I don’t know if George Segal is a shitty actor or he was drunk the while movie because he was awful.
April 25, 2020, 08:06 AM
ARMT Guy
Hands down.. the absolute worst so-called movie.. ever:
Napoleon Dynamite
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April 25, 2020, 08:10 AM
flesheatingvirus
Dreamcatcher.
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April 25, 2020, 08:10 AM
divil
Ishtar or The truth about Charlie or Battlefield Earth. I cannot decide but all 3 belong on the worst movie medal podium.
I second the positive defense of The Thin Red Line.
April 25, 2020, 08:16 AM
Mars_Attacks
Melancholia, complete cinematic sewage.
Second only to Birdman.
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April 25, 2020, 08:22 AM
braillediver
There's good, there's bad and then there's:
Ray Milland + Rosey Grier in "The Thing with Two Heads".
I actually liked a lot of the movies mentioned so far. You have to watch a lot of bad movies to really appreciate Bad- "Humanoids from the deep" and C.H.U.D- cannibalistic, humanoid underground dwellers. I missed C.H.U.D II but it's probably up there- or down there depending on how you view it.
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April 25, 2020, 08:23 AM
Ironbutt
Bridges of Madison County.
My wife drug me to see this when it came out years ago. I figured, hell, Clint Eastwood's in it, so how bad can it be.
I sat there patiently for hours waiting for something to happen. When it was over & the credits started rolling, I looked at my wife & said, "W-T-F was that about?"
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April 25, 2020, 08:28 AM
darthfuster
quote:
Originally posted by ARMT Guy: Hands down.. the absolute worst so-called movie.. ever:
Napoleon Dynamite
Lol. That’s one of Mrs. DFs favorites. She quotes lines from it occasionally. No doubt you have to be in the mood for silliness.
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April 25, 2020, 10:48 AM
apprentice
Further proof there is no accounting for taste.
While I agree with most posts here, at least the ones with flicks I have also seen, there are notable exceptions.
Fifth Element? Napoleon Dynamite?
One is a sci-fi staple with more quotable one liners than most. The other is quirky for sure, but I smiled if not laughed all the way through it.
Anyway, back to the first sentence of this post...
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April 25, 2020, 11:48 AM
ensigmatic
quote:
Originally posted by Aquilon: The Fifth Element. Horrid, unwatchable drek.
Disagree. One of my wife's and my favourite movies. Bruce Willis was, well, Bruce Willis . Milla Jovovich was hawt. Gary Oldman was a great bad guy. Chris Tucker was a hoot. Great CGI. Terrific opera scene and one of the best movie lines ever:
The thing about TFE was it never took itself seriously. It was meant to be over-the-top SciFi and it was.
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April 25, 2020, 12:18 PM
2BobTanner
Any and All of those “Twilight” movies about sparkling vampires, anorexic waifs, and CGI werewolves. BARF.
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April 25, 2020, 12:42 PM
SHOOTIN BLANKS
"Shaving Ryan's Privates"
Heard it was a WW II flick but had nothing to do with it.
. Milla Jovovich was hawt. Gary Oldman was a great bad guy. Chris Tucker was a hoot. Great CGI. Terrific opera scene and one of the best movie lines ever: