Another, only happens in Florida story!!!!!!!!!

https://wsvn.com/news/local/de...Y3avtGJGSbo98sQ-Epk8

She was feeling left out after the Florida Man stories and wanted to even thins up a bit with a Florida Woman story.

her boyfriend would have had one heck of a surprise.

Worst case of vagina dentata that I ever heard of.

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Originally posted by radioman:
her boyfriend would have had one heck of a surprise.

You mean the one that was with her when she put it there?

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According to WBBH, Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office deputies pulled over a pickup truck early Monday morning after the driver ran a stop sign.

The man and woman inside reportedly told deputies that they were trying to collect frogs and snakes from a nearby underpass.

I'd love to see video of a woman pulling an alligator out of her yoga pants. At the very least, video of the officers reaction.

Well, that's one up on Florida Man challenge!

Snapping pussy.

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Originally posted by mr kablammo:
Worst case of vagina dentata that I ever heard of.

Birf control.

altogether, that's a completely different kind of snapper

Florida Woman!

Picturing this in my mind, and seeing the image it creates, I can't help but feel very sorry for the alligator.

More effective than a chastity belt.

At least she didn't have crabs.

Heard it referred to by a lot of names, but that is a new one.

Guy: The cops are coming, why don't you stuff him down the front of your jeans?
Girl: But what about the smell?
Guy: Don't worry, he'll get used to it.

Woman pulls an alligator out of her yoga pants, then reaches back into her pants and feels around, more and more frantically. "Whoa. Wait a minute. Where the fuck is the other one??"

Did she have a Concealed Gator permit though?

[satire] PUNTA GORDA, Fla. — In a joint press conference, the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) announced that Deputies with the Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office found a Florida woman without crabs. The CDC's Associate Director of Communication, Katherine Lyon Daniel, excitedly stated that this was extraordinary and not anticipated in her lifetime. She thanked the Sheriff and his Deputies for their diligence and timely reporting the finding.

However, it was not all good news. Sheriff Bill Prummell announced that the Florida woman in question had an alligator in her pants. Daniel said the CDC has requested emergency funding from Congress to combat this emerging threat. When questioned by reporters, Daniel would not speculate whether or not crabs and alligators could co-exist in Florida women's nether regions.[/satire]