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Only in FL!!! Women pulls live alligator out of her pants during traffic stop!!!!

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May 07, 2019, 10:05 AM
jimmy123x
Only in FL!!! Women pulls live alligator out of her pants during traffic stop!!!!
Another, only happens in Florida story!!!!!!!!!

https://wsvn.com/news/local/de...Y3avtGJGSbo98sQ-Epk8
May 07, 2019, 10:35 AM
slosig
She was feeling left out after the Florida Man stories and wanted to even thins up a bit with a Florida Woman story.
May 07, 2019, 10:40 AM
radioman
her boyfriend would have had one heck of a surprise.


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May 07, 2019, 10:46 AM
mr kablammo
Worst case of vagina dentata that I ever heard of.


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May 07, 2019, 10:46 AM
stoic-one
quote:
Originally posted by radioman:
her boyfriend would have had one heck of a surprise.
You mean the one that was with her when she put it there? Razz

quote:
According to WBBH, Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office deputies pulled over a pickup truck early Monday morning after the driver ran a stop sign.

The man and woman inside reportedly told deputies that they were trying to collect frogs and snakes from a nearby underpass.



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May 07, 2019, 11:14 AM
mark60
I'd love to see video of a woman pulling an alligator out of her yoga pants. At the very least, video of the officers reaction.
May 07, 2019, 11:16 AM
Georgeair
Well, that's one up on Florida Man challenge!


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May 07, 2019, 11:24 AM
PowerSurge
Snapping pussy.


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May 07, 2019, 11:35 AM
egregore
quote:
Originally posted by mr kablammo:
Worst case of vagina dentata that I ever heard of.

May 07, 2019, 01:58 PM
DaveL
Birf control.
May 07, 2019, 03:57 PM
HRK
altogether, that's a completely different kind of snapper
May 07, 2019, 04:52 PM
Johnny 3eagles
Florida Woman!




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May 07, 2019, 06:04 PM
bigdeal
Picturing this in my mind, and seeing the image it creates, I can't help but feel very sorry for the alligator.


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May 07, 2019, 07:12 PM
TigerDore
More effective than a chastity belt.
May 07, 2019, 07:29 PM
Johnny 3eagles
At least she didn't have crabs.




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May 07, 2019, 09:58 PM
wolfe 21
Heard it referred to by a lot of names, but that is a new one.


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May 07, 2019, 10:06 PM
Jim Shugart
Guy: The cops are coming, why don't you stuff him down the front of your jeans?
Girl: But what about the smell?
Guy: Don't worry, he'll get used to it.


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May 08, 2019, 05:59 AM
justjoe
Woman pulls an alligator out of her yoga pants, then reaches back into her pants and feels around, more and more frantically. "Whoa. Wait a minute. Where the fuck is the other one??"


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May 08, 2019, 10:26 AM
Leemur
Did she have a Concealed Gator permit though?
May 08, 2019, 03:14 PM
tatortodd
[satire] PUNTA GORDA, Fla. — In a joint press conference, the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) announced that Deputies with the Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office found a Florida woman without crabs. The CDC's Associate Director of Communication, Katherine Lyon Daniel, excitedly stated that this was extraordinary and not anticipated in her lifetime. She thanked the Sheriff and his Deputies for their diligence and timely reporting the finding.

However, it was not all good news. Sheriff Bill Prummell announced that the Florida woman in question had an alligator in her pants. Daniel said the CDC has requested emergency funding from Congress to combat this emerging threat. When questioned by reporters, Daniel would not speculate whether or not crabs and alligators could co-exist in Florida women's nether regions.[/satire]


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