Worst case of vagina dentata that I ever heard of.
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
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If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there.
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Picturing this in my mind, and seeing the image it creates, I can't help but feel very sorry for the alligator.
----------------------------- Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter
If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there.
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Posts: 7336 | Location: Arkansas | Registered: November 06, 2010
Guy: The cops are coming, why don't you stuff him down the front of your jeans? Girl: But what about the smell? Guy: Don't worry, he'll get used to it.
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
Posts: 15529 | Location: Virginia | Registered: July 03, 2007
Woman pulls an alligator out of her yoga pants, then reaches back into her pants and feels around, more and more frantically. "Whoa. Wait a minute. Where the fuck is the other one??"
[satire] PUNTA GORDA, Fla. — In a joint press conference, the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) announced that Deputies with the Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office found a Florida woman without crabs. The CDC's Associate Director of Communication, Katherine Lyon Daniel, excitedly stated that this was extraordinary and not anticipated in her lifetime. She thanked the Sheriff and his Deputies for their diligence and timely reporting the finding.
However, it was not all good news. Sheriff Bill Prummell announced that the Florida woman in question had an alligator in her pants. Daniel said the CDC has requested emergency funding from Congress to combat this emerging threat. When questioned by reporters, Daniel would not speculate whether or not crabs and alligators could co-exist in Florida women's nether regions.[/satire]
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
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