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| Character, above all else |
Like a great corn dog! Really love 'em when they come in pairs topped with Inglehoffer stone ground mustard. So how come we have to choose between French Fried Taters or Onion Rings? Can we add "and" for a third option? "The Truth, when first uttered, is always considered heresy." | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower |
ARE YA ONE OF THEM VEGAN-TARIANS? SOUNDS LIKE AN ALIEN FROM OUTERSPACE. FROM THE PLANET VEGAN | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower |
I CAN DO THAT BUT IF I EDIT THE POLL, IT WILL BE RESET, AND THEN YOU'RE CHOICES WILL DISAPPEAR LIKE SMOKE. GONE, Y'SEE. DUST IN THE WIND. I ALSO FORGOT THE DRINK OPTIONS- YER SWEET TEA, YER LEMONADE MADE WITH REAL CANE SUGAR, YER VARIOUS SODA POPS- RC COLA, CHEERWINE, MOXIE ET CETERA. HORRIBLE MISTAKE, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL | |||
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| Cogito Ergo Sum |
I've been avoiding corn dogs trying to keep the sugars in check but after seeing this thread I may have to cheat. Mustard on top is good. Red Chile works too. | |||
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| Partial dichotomy |
My mouth started watering and I said to myself, Carl, you have a frozen dog and one bun left. Let's do it. Not a corn dog, but it'll scratch the itch. And it did, with spicy brown mustard, sweet pepper relish and ketchup on top. A 10:30 snack that'll go good with a night's sleep. | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower |
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE SOME WEIRD DREAMS, SON! | |||
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| Partial dichotomy |
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Get Off My Lawn![]() |
"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965 | |||
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| A man's got to know his limitations ![]() |
The poll is a bit loaded but still I put my choices in. But really mayo on a corn dog? I can't stand that shit on anything much less a corn dog. Mustard is the only condiment for a corn dog. "But, as luck would have it, he stood up. He caught that chunk of lead." Gunnery Sergeant Carlos Hathcock "If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it." Clarence Worley | |||
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Cynic![]() |
Damn we are out of corndogs. Hitting the store tomorrow _______________________________________________________ And no, junior not being able to hold still for 5 seconds is not a disability. | |||
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Get Off My Lawn![]() |
"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965 | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower |
GET ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS FOR STRAYING FROM THE PATH OF RIGHTEOUSNESS! REMEMBER TO TREAT ALL POLLS AS IF THEY ARE LOADED. | |||
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Oriental Redneck![]() |
Holy all caps, Batman! Para’s account has been hijacked. Q | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower |
NO, IT'S JUST ME BEING ENTERTAINING. CORN DOGS, MAN! YOU KNOW IT'S ME! | |||
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Oriental Redneck![]() |
OF COURSE! Q | |||
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Cynic![]() |
I found two old ones in the freezer I gave one to Debbie's young possum _______________________________________________________ And no, junior not being able to hold still for 5 seconds is not a disability. | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower |
DID YOU COOK IT FIRST? THE CORN DOG, NOT THE POSSUM. | |||
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| Member |
Love a good corn dog(s), as long as there is some sweetness to the batter they use. If it doesn’t have a slight hint of sweetness, it’s just not good. I had a giant corn dog at a spring training game earlier this year, the batter wasn’t sweet, and it was a huge let down. | |||
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Cynic![]() |
I cooked it. _______________________________________________________ And no, junior not being able to hold still for 5 seconds is not a disability. | |||
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Happily Retired![]() |
Hell ya...we always have corn dogs in the freezer. Mustard only. .....never marry a woman who is mean to your waitress. | |||
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