Like a great corn dog! Really love 'em when they come in pairs topped with Inglehoffer stone ground mustard.
So how come we have to choose between French Fried Taters or Onion Rings? Can we add "and" for a third option?
"The Truth, when first uttered, is always considered heresy."
July 06, 2026, 09:23 PM
parabellum
quote:
Originally posted by DrDan: Apparently, I am in the wrong forum. I will bow out now.
ARE YA ONE OF THEM VEGAN-TARIANS? SOUNDS LIKE AN ALIEN FROM OUTERSPACE.
FROM THE PLANET VEGAN
July 06, 2026, 09:25 PM
parabellum
quote:
Originally posted by Tailhook 84: So how come we have to choose between French Fried Taters or Onion Rings? Can we add "and" for a third option?
I CAN DO THAT BUT IF I EDIT THE POLL, IT WILL BE RESET, AND THEN YOU'RE CHOICES WILL DISAPPEAR LIKE SMOKE. GONE, Y'SEE. DUST IN THE WIND.
I ALSO FORGOT THE DRINK OPTIONS- YER SWEET TEA, YER LEMONADE MADE WITH REAL CANE SUGAR, YER VARIOUS SODA POPS- RC COLA, CHEERWINE, MOXIE ET CETERA.
HORRIBLE MISTAKE, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL
July 06, 2026, 09:29 PM
k5blazer
I've been avoiding corn dogs trying to keep the sugars in check but after seeing this thread I may have to cheat. Mustard on top is good. Red Chile works too.
July 06, 2026, 09:34 PM
6guns
My mouth started watering and I said to myself, Carl, you have a frozen dog and one bun left. Let's do it. Not a corn dog, but it'll scratch the itch. And it did, with spicy brown mustard, sweet pepper relish and ketchup on top.
A 10:30 snack that'll go good with a night's sleep.
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July 06, 2026, 09:40 PM
parabellum
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE SOME WEIRD DREAMS, SON!
July 06, 2026, 09:46 PM
6guns
I can only hope!
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July 06, 2026, 09:47 PM
oddball
"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
July 06, 2026, 10:21 PM
hberttmank
The poll is a bit loaded but still I put my choices in. But really mayo on a corn dog? I can't stand that shit on anything much less a corn dog. Mustard is the only condiment for a corn dog.
"But, as luck would have it, he stood up. He caught that chunk of lead." Gunnery Sergeant Carlos Hathcock "If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it." Clarence Worley
July 06, 2026, 10:37 PM
charlie12
Damn we are out of corndogs. Hitting the store tomorrow
_______________________________________________________ And no, junior not being able to hold still for 5 seconds is not a disability.
July 06, 2026, 10:39 PM
oddball
quote:
Mustard is the only condiment for a corn dog.
"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
July 06, 2026, 10:40 PM
parabellum
quote:
Originally posted by charlie12: Damn we are out of corndogs.
GET ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS FOR STRAYING FROM THE PATH OF RIGHTEOUSNESS!
quote:
Originally posted by hberttmank: The poll is a bit loaded but still I put my choices in.
REMEMBER TO TREAT ALL POLLS AS IF THEY ARE LOADED.
July 06, 2026, 10:46 PM
12131
Holy all caps, Batman! Para’s account has been hijacked.
Q
July 06, 2026, 10:49 PM
parabellum
NO, IT'S JUST ME BEING ENTERTAINING. CORN DOGS, MAN! YOU KNOW IT'S ME!
July 06, 2026, 10:52 PM
12131
OF COURSE!
Q
July 07, 2026, 12:10 AM
charlie12
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
quote:
Originally posted by charlie12: Damn we are out of corndogs.
GET ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS FOR STRAYING FROM THE PATH OF RIGHTEOUSNESS!
quote:
Originally posted by hberttmank: The poll is a bit loaded but still I put my choices in.
REMEMBER TO TREAT ALL POLLS AS IF THEY ARE LOADED.
I found two old ones in the freezer I gave one to Debbie's young possum
_______________________________________________________ And no, junior not being able to hold still for 5 seconds is not a disability.
July 07, 2026, 12:18 AM
parabellum
DID YOU COOK IT FIRST?
THE CORN DOG, NOT THE POSSUM.
July 07, 2026, 12:20 AM
Twist18
Love a good corn dog(s), as long as there is some sweetness to the batter they use. If it doesn’t have a slight hint of sweetness, it’s just not good. I had a giant corn dog at a spring training game earlier this year, the batter wasn’t sweet, and it was a huge let down.
July 07, 2026, 12:42 AM
charlie12
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum: DID YOU COOK IT FIRST?
THE CORN DOG, NOT THE POSSUM.
I cooked it.
_______________________________________________________ And no, junior not being able to hold still for 5 seconds is not a disability.
July 07, 2026, 05:02 AM
Bassamatic
Hell ya...we always have corn dogs in the freezer. Mustard only.
.....never marry a woman who is mean to your waitress.
