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and Ex-Lax just won't do... https://www.breitbart.com/2nd-...ell-patients-rectum/ ------------------------------------------------- French Hospital Evacuated After Doctors Find Live WWI Artillery Shell in Patient’s Rectum The Rangueil Accident and Emergency unit in Toulouse was evacuated after doctors found “an eight-inch-long live World War I artillery shell in…[a man’s] rectum,” according to the Daily Mail. The Daily Mail quoted “an investigating source” who indicated that the patient, a 24-year-old man, “…was in a state of extreme discomfort, having inserted a large object up his rectum.” Because the artillery shell was not inert, “bomb disposal experts” were called in, as was the fire brigade. The New York Post noted that “a security perimeter” was set around the medical facility while the artillery shell was being handled. The 24-year-old man, who is a French national, must now face authorities for possession of munitions of that level. The Daily Mail pointed out, “There was no initial explanation as to why the shell ended up in the man’s body, but local media speculated that it might have had something to do with his social life.” . | ||
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Talk about getting shot in the ass. This space intentionally left blank. | |||
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German artillery is still fucking the French after all these years.  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The price of liberty and even of common humanity is eternal vigilance | |||
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Navy Times posted this yesterday That’s one hell of an explosive orgasm ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Live today as if it may be your last and learn today as if you will live forever | |||
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Reminds me of a call I was out on. Man bleeding from his rectum, would not allow the paramedics to look at him. But went to the hospital. We were told by one of the paramedics later the man had a drinking problem and was trying to hide it from his family. A beer bottle was found. ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | |||
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I loved Richard Pryor. | |||
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The other comment I almost made was that I didn't know Richard Gere was vacationing in France. . | |||
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A friend from college went into hospital administration. One of his early jobs was at a prison hospital/infirmary. As he tells it: They had to x-ray the incoming prisoners to check for contraband, as the inmates would try to smuggle various items in their rectums. One such inmate had managed to shove a pistol up his butt. The standard method for extraction of the contraband was to force the inmate to squat and duck walk naked across the floor until the object was forced out. On this occasion, the pistol proved to be quite stubborn about leaving his rectum. Instead, it was pressing heavily on his prostate, forcing him to ejaculate while he was duck walking across the floor. My friend could tell a story. There were several of us sitting in a bar when he was telling this, and we were falling off our chairs laughing. . | |||
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When I was in graduate school in TX my next door neighbor was going through his medical rotation. He came over one day to share a beer and proceeded to tell me of some of the absolutely crazy things he had encountered in the ER. I’m sure the docs here have a few stories! ------------------ Eddie Our Founding Fathers were men who understood that the right thing is not necessarily the written thing. -kkina | |||
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No cream for me, thanks. . | |||
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Enough that there are MULTIPLE books (with x-rays and photos) that have been published.  | |||
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