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Silent but deadly! End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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Wonder if any of the ER folks ever found a burr | |||
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(sigh...) Only the Monkey.....But, damn!, that there is funny!! | |||
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A friend of mine is a 911 dispatcher in norther Virginia. While talking about the strangest calls he has taken my friend mentioned one call that shocked me quite a bit. Apparently someone managed to get a butternut squash stuck so far up their bum they required hospitalization.  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The price of liberty and even of common humanity is eternal vigilance | |||
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A friend is a radiology tech. He told me a bunch of stories about things like this. The one that puzzles me the most was an incandescent light bulb stuck way up there. How could the person even think that wasn't a bad idea? They had to go to surgery because the docs didn't want to break the bulb trying to pull it out. "If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards | |||
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SNL had an entire recurring sketch on this years ago when Chris Parnell would be a regular at the Appalachian Emergency Room with something he "accidentally" got stuck up his ass.  | |||
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Must be a regional thing. This British guy "slipped and fell" on one. https://www.businessinsider.co...squad-called-2021-12 | |||
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I've been in the OR since 1986 and Oh, the stories I could tell if HIPAA didn't exist. The frequent flyers are the most interesting, I mean you see the name on the schedule and the betting begins on what its gonna be this time. ___________________________ He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries. | |||
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It had to have been quite rusty. Or lack thereof. _________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902 | |||
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8 years as a firefighter medic. You would likely be amazed at the things people fall on rectum first while walking around naked. My personal favorite, one very similar to this, although it was brass. Yes, the tall one in the middle.....  Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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