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https://nypost.com/2018/01/10/...-and-its-ridiculous/ ‘Smart underwear’ is here, and it’s ridiculous Now your skivvies have a higher IQ than you do. Skiin’s “smart underwear” is taking the wearables game to a whole new region, Mashable reports. The high-tech underthings, unveiled at this year’s International Consumer Electronics Show, have six sensors woven into the bras and undies that can track heart rate, temperature, pressure, motion, body fat and hydration levels. Sure, $349 for four pairs of thongs (available for preorder here) might sound like a bit of a splurge, but what’s more important than your health? Plus, you’ll never go commando again. “Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” - John Adams | ||
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You'd wear them while driving your Telsa to pickup your iPhoneX since they're just another product for the working man. ____________________________________________________ The butcher with the sharpest knife has the warmest heart. | |||
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| Info Guru |
When you get close to home you just let one fly and your garage door opens for you... “Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” - John Adams | |||
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Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie |
And no doubt it'll map your junk and the size of your dumper and sell that information to the highest bidder. Next thing you know you're getting pop up ads about penile enlargement pills (or in cases such as mine, job offers from the likes of Jack Horner  ) or emails from Weight Watchers about how to lose that rump.Not for me. And anyway, I like going commando... ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan | |||
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delicately calloused |
Great. Soon my package will need a Faraday cage. That's going to complicate urgency... You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
For $349, it should include a methane sensor and link to your food tracking app. Once it establishes a baseline, it should figure out what is giving you more gas than normal. Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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How many wash cycles this underwear will survive? Because I'm used to just throw my dirty shit into the washer and be done with it. Seems like a solution looking for the problem.. | |||
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Just give me the old fashioned drarrewws please, yahoo. GOD/Israel, family, 2nd amendment rights: in that order. Tennessee -ELOHIM IS MY GOD! | |||
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| Too soon old, Too late smart |
Does it have a fart analyzer? Supposedly certain internal diseases can be detected via gas expulsions. Heck if a cat or dog can sniff out an illness, why not our underwear. _______________________________________ NRA Life Member Member Isaac Walton League I wouldn't let anyone do to me what I've done to myself | |||
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Notary Sojac |
Hopefully it will remind the wearer that it's yellow in the front and brown in the back. Golden lads and girls all must, As chimney-sweepers, come to dust. | |||
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Frangas non Flectes |
Yeah, I was thinking the next evolution of this is obviously a jock strap version so you can take a dump unimpeded and it can fully monitor everything that's going on. You know, so you can keep track of your health and stuff. ______________________________________________ Carthago delenda est | |||
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| St. Vitus Dance Instructor  |
Since you cannot trust a fart, what happens if some poop juice hits it? Starts short circuit and begins to smoke? | |||
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Glorious SPAM! |
I don't know about you guys, but I can't wear a thong any more than a few hours or so. | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
"Warning Will Robinson, warning; you have peed your panties." Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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Chip away the stone |
If they were smart, they'd never be my underwear. | |||
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His Royal Hiney |
If the undies are delivered being worn by the model, I'll think about it. "It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946. | |||
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Way too much info there partner.  ----------------------------- Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter | |||
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Too bad they don't make a thingy that would do all that, but just go on your wrist so that you would only need to buy one...  Collecting dust. | |||
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I'm thinking you could develop a dating app for that stuff.... it's in all the right places... | |||
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