https://nypost.com/2018/01/10/...-and-its-ridiculous/

‘Smart underwear’ is here, and it’s ridiculous

Now your skivvies have a higher IQ than you do.

Skiin’s “smart underwear” is taking the wearables game to a whole new region, Mashable reports. The high-tech underthings, unveiled at this year’s International Consumer Electronics Show, have six sensors woven into the bras and undies that can track heart rate, temperature, pressure, motion, body fat and hydration levels.

Sure, $349 for four pairs of thongs (available for preorder here) might sound like a bit of a splurge, but what’s more important than your health?

Plus, you’ll never go commando again.

You'd wear them while driving your Telsa to pickup your iPhoneX since they're just another product for the working man.

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Originally posted by braillediver:
You'd wear them while driving your Telsa to pickup your iPhoneX since they're just another product for the working man.

When you get close to home you just let one fly and your garage door opens for you...

And no doubt it'll map your junk and the size of your dumper and sell that information to the highest bidder.

Next thing you know you're getting pop up ads about penile enlargement pills (or in cases such as mine, job offers from the likes of Jack Horner ) or emails from Weight Watchers about how to lose that rump.

Not for me.

And anyway, I like going commando...

Great. Soon my package will need a Faraday cage. That's going to complicate urgency...

For $349, it should include a methane sensor and link to your food tracking app. Once it establishes a baseline, it should figure out what is giving you more gas than normal.

How many wash cycles this underwear will survive? Because I'm used to just throw my dirty shit into the washer and be done with it.

Seems like a solution looking for the problem..

Just give me the old fashioned drarrewws please, yahoo.

Does it have a fart analyzer? Supposedly certain internal diseases can be detected via gas expulsions. Heck if a cat or dog can sniff out an illness, why not our underwear.

Hopefully it will remind the wearer that it's yellow in the front and brown in the back.

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Originally posted by tatortodd:
For $349, it should include a methane sensor and link to your food tracking app. Once it establishes a baseline, it should figure out what is giving you more gas than normal.

Yeah, I was thinking the next evolution of this is obviously a jock strap version so you can take a dump unimpeded and it can fully monitor everything that's going on. You know, so you can keep track of your health and stuff.

Since you cannot trust a fart, what happens if some poop juice hits it? Starts short circuit and begins to smoke?

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Sure, $349 for four pairs of thongs...

I don't know about you guys, but I can't wear a thong any more than a few hours or so.

"Warning Will Robinson, warning; you have peed your panties."

If they were smart, they'd never be my underwear.

If the undies are delivered being worn by the model, I'll think about it.

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Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
And anyway, I like going commando...

Way too much info there partner.

Too bad they don't make a thingy that would do all that, but just go on your wrist so that you would only need to buy one...

I'm thinking you could develop a dating app for that stuff.... it's in all the right places...