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I'm sure there are overpaid fitness freaks in DC and elsewhere who will happily pony up the $ to have the latest technology. Roll Eyes
 
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For $349, it should include a methane sensor and link to your food tracking app. Once it establishes a baseline, it should figure out what is giving you more gas than normal.


Actually, the methane sensor will let them tax you for your contribution to "climate change" so that burrito may cost you an extra $2 in carbon credits. Smile

Ken
 
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It'll actually start getting interesting when they get past sensor and start putting in actuators.
 
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Men actually wear "thong" underwear?

We're doomed.
 
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Don't get them wet... they could "short" on you.

Hey, what do a Tesla and your undies have in common? Skidmarks.




I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
 
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They really need to make smart clown shoes.


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Originally posted by parabellum:


Now, apparently, one born every 30 seconds....



"And gentlemen in England now abed, shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day"
 
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