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shovelhead
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"Well, we didn't do a DNA test, but I'm pretty sure that one of you guys is the father."


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"Well, we didn't do a DNA test, but I'm pretty sure that one of you guys is the father."


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Some of you didn’t grow up watching Maury and some gal getting a DNA test from an entire neighborhood worth of possibles.
 
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Yeah, that's not what this was. Grandpa made a baby with his daughter.


Oh my. That’s just wrong ag lever level. Definitely not something I would be casually bringing up in office talk.
 
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Well, keep in mind that 92fstech is a cop, and he said he was "dealing with" that guy, not "working alongside in an office".

Cops get to hear all kinds of nasty family secrets while they're dealing with folks.
 
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Show them to your pops, and tell him he's gotta stick around for a while!


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"Well, we didn't do a DNA test, but I'm pretty sure that one of you guys is the father."
Mom must have had one hell of a party!
 
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Well, it is Walmart. For the lady with five kids and each has a different baby-daddy.



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Whos your Daddies? in todays society who knows


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Its the Tyreek Hill card pack. The NFL receiver has 10 kids by 5 women at last count.
 
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Have you seen the Wal Mart patrons ?




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Well, perhaps there is 5 little kids living in the home with both parents.

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Have you seen the Wal Mart patrons ?


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Well, keep in mind that 92fstech is a cop, and he said he was "dealing with" that guy, not "working alongside in an office".

Cops get to hear all kinds of nasty family secrets while they're dealing with folks.


Indeed. They were from Kentucky, so I'd really like to blame it on that, but unfortunately it's far from the worst thing that I've encountered in that particular trailer park.
 
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