Walmart has 5-pack Father's Day cards, what am I missing?

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June 13, 2024, 04:26 PM

shovelhead

Walmart has 5-pack Father's Day cards, what am I missing?

quote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
"Well, we didn't do a DNA test, but I'm pretty sure that one of you guys is the father."

List of suspects

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June 14, 2024, 08:01 AM

ElToro

quote:
Originally posted by shovelhead:
quote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
"Well, we didn't do a DNA test, but I'm pretty sure that one of you guys is the father."

List of suspects

Some of you didn’t grow up watching Maury and some gal getting a DNA test from an entire neighborhood worth of possibles.

June 14, 2024, 08:03 AM

ElToro

quote:
Originally posted by 92fstech:

Yeah, that's not what this was. Grandpa made a baby with his daughter.

Oh my. That’s just wrong ag lever level. Definitely not something I would be casually bringing up in office talk.

June 14, 2024, 08:12 AM

RogueJSK

Well, keep in mind that 92fstech is a cop, and he said he was "dealing with" that guy, not "working alongside in an office".

Cops get to hear all kinds of nasty family secrets while they're dealing with folks.

June 14, 2024, 08:34 AM

ridgerat

Show them to your pops, and tell him he's gotta stick around for a while!

June 14, 2024, 11:49 AM

architect

quote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
"Well, we didn't do a DNA test, but I'm pretty sure that one of you guys is the father."

Mom must have had one hell of a party!

June 14, 2024, 01:07 PM

StorminNormin

Well, it is Walmart. For the lady with five kids and each has a different baby-daddy.

June 15, 2024, 09:34 AM

cyberphobia

Whos your Daddies? in todays society who knows

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June 15, 2024, 09:59 AM

pbslinger

Its the Tyreek Hill card pack. The NFL receiver has 10 kids by 5 women at last count.

June 15, 2024, 11:35 AM

bendable

Have you seen the Wal Mart patrons ?

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June 15, 2024, 03:42 PM

Silent

Well, perhaps there is 5 little kids living in the home with both parents.

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June 15, 2024, 03:51 PM

cyberphobia

quote:
Originally posted by bendable:
Have you seen the Wal Mart patrons ?

"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need"

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June 15, 2024, 04:42 PM

92fstech

quote:
Originally posted by RogueJSK:
Well, keep in mind that 92fstech is a cop, and he said he was "dealing with" that guy, not "working alongside in an office".

Cops get to hear all kinds of nasty family secrets while they're dealing with folks.

Indeed. They were from Kentucky, so I'd really like to blame it on that, but unfortunately it's far from the worst thing that I've encountered in that particular trailer park.