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Oh man...too funny, Monkey You cannot make this shit up...
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mic drop...for the win _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | |||
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Toobin has only himself to blame for the sticky situation that he now finds himself in, and what he does about it now is in his own hands. __________ "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy." | |||
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Oriental Redneck |
I suspect the NYP wrote that on purpose. What do y'all think?  Q | |||
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This Space for Rent |
I see what you did there.....  We will never know world peace, until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye Liberals are like pussycats and Twitter is Trump's laser pointer to keep them busy while he takes care of business - Rey HRH. | |||
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Next time it’s a real hot day someone will suggest we go tubin’. They will get a very strange look, Then they’ll say, you know, inner tubin’. Did you say Wiener Toobin? Oh fuck. _________________________ “Remember, remember the fifth of November!" | |||
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delicately calloused |
Why am I not surprised? You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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| Gracie Allen is my personal savior! |
You better watch it, or he'll give you one hell of a spanking right in front of eeeeeverybody. | |||
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Just shows you where his brains are at. The big question is will CNN circle the wagons for him? | |||
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| Run Silent Run Deep  |
New interwebs slang phrase: Don't pull a Toobin! _____________________________ Pledge allegiance or pack your bag! The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money. - Margaret Thatcher Spread my work ethic, not my wealth | |||
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[FLASH_ https://youtu.be/T5rbEuCOLkY VIDEO] Link to original video: https://youtu.be/T5rbEuCOLkY [/FLASH_VIDEO] | |||
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The most important question is what about that meeting was so exciting he had to whip it out right then and there? Mongo only pawn in game of life... | |||
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Coin Sniper |
I'm sorry... Saying "I don't give a fuck", picking your nose, standing up and only having shorts on are embarrassing mistakes. Masturbating in a meeting, that is live, with camera feeds? That is a serious mental issue. Normal professional people make mistakes in meetings. Normal professional people don't act on a sudden urge for self pleasure.   Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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| No, not like Bill Clinton  |
Go away, i'm Toobin | |||
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| Master of one hand pistol shooting  |
You'll be in your bunk, you say? Bailiff, whack that man's peepee! I am reminded of the many years ago cartoon pix in Playboy (That I saw accidently) where the cops showed up at the toobing mans door saying he was violating the right to life laws. Or something like that. SIGnature NRA Benefactor CMP Pistol Distinguished | |||
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Road Dog |
This thread has had me in stitches!! | |||
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Told cops where to go for over 29 years… |
But are you in yer britches? What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???  | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower  |
Since "working from home" has become so common, we can anticipate these kinds of stories becoming far more common. Maybe next time we can have a hot twenty year old co-ed instead of a {shudder} naked Jeffry Toobin. Damn! ____________________________________________________ "I am your retribution." - Donald Trump, speech at CPAC, March 4, 2023 | |||
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| Road Dog |
Yes, still in my britches
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