CNN chief legal analyst "taking time off" Jeffrey Toobin
Oh man...too funny, Monkey
You cannot make this shit up...
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Originally posted by sigmonkey: He thought he could pull it off
--------------------------------------- It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
October 19, 2020, 08:05 PM
Krazeehorse
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Originally posted by TXJIM: Probably a Yankees fan.....
mic drop...for the win
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October 19, 2020, 08:42 PM
Cookster
Toobin has only himself to blame for the sticky situation that he now finds himself in, and what he does about it now is in his own hands.
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October 19, 2020, 08:49 PM
12131
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Originally posted by wcb6092: Two people on the call told the outlet that the gathering was part of a virtual election simulationvisual erection stimulation that included New Yorker bigs such as Jane Mayer, Evan Osnos and Jelani Cobb, as well as producers from the magazine and WNYC radio.
I suspect the NYP wrote that on purpose. What do y'all think?
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October 19, 2020, 09:04 PM
ugeesta
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Originally posted by Cookster: Toobin has only himself to blame for the sticky situation that he now finds himself in, and what he does about it now is in his own hands.
I see what you did there.....
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October 19, 2020, 11:14 PM
sjtill
Next time it’s a real hot day someone will suggest we go tubin’. They will get a very strange look, Then they’ll say, you know, inner tubin’. Did you say Wiener Toobin? Oh fuck.
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October 19, 2020, 11:15 PM
darthfuster
Why am I not surprised?
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
October 20, 2020, 12:33 AM
Il Cattivo
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Originally posted by sigmonkey: No Loobin and Roobin yer Noobin, Toobin. 'specially while Zoobin.
You better watch it, or he'll give you one hell of a spanking right in front of eeeeeverybody.
October 20, 2020, 05:41 AM
satch
Just shows you where his brains are at. The big question is will CNN circle the wagons for him?
October 20, 2020, 09:06 AM
Patriot
New interwebs slang phrase:
Don't pull a Toobin!
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The most important question is what about that meeting was so exciting he had to whip it out right then and there?
Mongo only pawn in game of life...
October 20, 2020, 10:23 AM
Pyker
October 20, 2020, 12:45 PM
Rightwire
I'm sorry... Saying "I don't give a fuck", picking your nose, standing up and only having shorts on are embarrassing mistakes.
Masturbating in a meeting, that is live, with camera feeds? That is a serious mental issue. Normal professional people make mistakes in meetings. Normal professional people don't act on a sudden urge for self pleasure.
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There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive.
October 20, 2020, 12:52 PM
BigSwede
Go away, i'm Toobin
October 20, 2020, 02:22 PM
Hamden106
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Originally posted by BigSwede: Go away, i'm Toobin
You'll be in your bunk, you say?
Bailiff, whack that man's peepee!
I am reminded of the many years ago cartoon pix in Playboy (That I saw accidently) where the cops showed up at the toobing mans door saying he was violating the right to life laws. Or something like that.
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October 20, 2020, 02:46 PM
BennerP220
This thread has had me in stitches!!
October 20, 2020, 02:49 PM
911Boss
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Originally posted by BennerP220: This thread has had me in stitches!!
But are you in yer britches?
What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???
October 20, 2020, 02:58 PM
parabellum
Since "working from home" has become so common, we can anticipate these kinds of stories becoming far more common.
Maybe next time we can have a hot twenty year old co-ed instead of a {shudder} naked Jeffry Toobin. Damn!
