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Political Cynic |
to stamp out forest fires why do elephants have flat feet? to stamp out burning ducks [B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC | ||
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| Dances With Tornados |
Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their quack, of course. | |||
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| 7.62mm Crusader |
Why when geese fly in a V formation, is one side longer than the other ? | |||
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| Member |
They're like teenage girls. They can't even... | |||
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| Three Generations of Service  |
There's more geese on that side.  Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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| Three Generations of Service |
How the hell did I get to be 67 years old without knowing that? ROFFLEMAO! Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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Funny Man |
M R ducks M R not OSAR C D wings LIB M R ducks ______________________________ “I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.” ― John Wayne | |||
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| 7.62mm Crusader |
More geese.. | |||
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| 7.62mm Crusader |
Always wanted that on a T. | |||
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| No ethanol! |
I thought the flat feet came from jumping out of trees... ------------------ The plural of anecdote is not data. -Frank Kotsonis | |||
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Member |
Why do the elephants jump out of trees? Is it because the trees are on fire? God bless America. | |||
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Striker in waiting |
Well... what’s keeping you? http://www.mrducks.com/ Or I can pick one up for you next time I’m in Ocean City (usually every few weeks this time of year). -Rob I predict that there will be many suggestions and statements about the law made here, and some of them will be spectacularly wrong. - jhe888 A=A | |||
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Only the strong survive |
It is the missing goose formation  41 | |||
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| Move Up or Move Over |
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| Three Generations of Service |
MR puppies. MR not. OSAR, CMPN? LIB MR puppies. Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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Official Space Nerd |
MR Snakes MR Not CMEDBD Eyes LIB MR Snakes Why don't pygmies go into the jungle between 3-4pm? That's when the elephants are jumping out of trees. Fear God and Dread Nought Admiral of the Fleet Sir Jacky Fisher | |||
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| Let's be careful out there |
R U M T? I C U R. I M MT 2. N F U R S MT S I, O' I P T U. | |||
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Age Quod Agis |
What did the snail say when riding on a tortoise? WEEEEEE! "I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation." Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II. | |||
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| Political Cynic |
^^^ thats good stolen  [B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
How do you get down from an elephant? You don't. You get down from a goose. I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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