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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
How do you trap an elephant? Dig a hole, fill it with ashes and put peas around the edge. When the elephant stops to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole. You've heard of the four blind men touching an elephant? One day four blind elephants decided to touch a man. They all agreed - men are flat. | |||
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| Muzzle flash aficionado  |
There ARE more geese on that side ("There're", not "there's"). flashguy Resident Grammar NAZI Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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| 7.62mm Crusader |
A turtle gets mugged by a gang of snails. A Police Investigator asked him, Mr turtle, who did this to you ? The turtle looked up and said, I dunno, it all happened so fast. | |||
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| Three Generations of Service  |
You are, of course, entirely correct. I knew that, just too lazy to go back and change it. Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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| half-genius, half-wit |
FUNEM? S,VFM. FUNEX? S, VFX2 Si, Senor, daredago, Forte loriz anaro. Demante loriz, dematrux, fulagese, anens, andux. Ae Saela sed tumi Vaea cannae baia frog. I sed dat viadu, aniu livdin aver bog. Esed aedgeta peni, tu pulim aut agen. Butasi tucis muni aut, ae urdit pulda chain. tac | |||
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32nd degree |
___________________  "the world doesn't end til yer dead, 'til then there's more beatin's in store, stand it like a man, and give some back" Al Swearengen | |||
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| Muzzle flash aficionado |
Si Vile, si ergo Fortibus is in ero. O Nobile, dem is trux. Vatis enim causan dux. flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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| half-genius, half-wit |
 tac | |||
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