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Why to ducks have webbed feet?
January 14, 2018, 07:05 PM
nhtagmemberWhy to ducks have webbed feet?
to stamp out forest fires
why do elephants have flat feet?
to stamp out burning ducks
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January 14, 2018, 07:10 PM
OKCGeneWhy do ducks have feathers?
To cover their quack, of course.
January 14, 2018, 07:15 PM
David LeeWhy when geese fly in a V formation, is one side longer than the other ?
January 14, 2018, 07:18 PM
Bytesquote:
Originally posted by David Lee:
Why when geese fly in a V formation, is one side longer than the other ?
They're like teenage girls. They can't even...
January 14, 2018, 07:22 PM
PHPaulquote:
Originally posted by David Lee:
Why when geese fly in a V formation, is one side longer than the other ?
There's more geese on that side.
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
January 14, 2018, 07:22 PM
PHPaulquote:
Originally posted by OKCGene:
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their quack, of course.
How the hell did I get to be 67 years old without knowing that? ROFFLEMAO!
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
January 14, 2018, 07:26 PM
TXJIMM R ducks
M R not
OSAR
C D wings
LIB
M R ducks
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January 14, 2018, 07:27 PM
David Leequote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:
quote:
Originally posted by David Lee:
Why when geese fly in a V formation, is one side longer than the other ?
There's more geese on that side.
More geese..
January 14, 2018, 07:29 PM
David Leequote:
Originally posted by TXJIM:
M R ducks
M R not
OSAR
C D wings
LIB
M R ducks
Always wanted that on a T.
January 14, 2018, 07:29 PM
preten2bquote:
Originally posted by nhtagmember:
to stamp out forest fires
why do elephants have flat feet?
to stamp out burning ducks
I thought the flat feet came from jumping out of trees...
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January 14, 2018, 07:31 PM
vthokyWhy do the elephants jump out of trees?
Is it because the trees are on fire?
God bless America. January 14, 2018, 07:39 PM
BurtonRWquote:
Originally posted by David Lee:
quote:
Originally posted by TXJIM:
M R ducks
M R not
OSAR
C D wings
LIB
M R ducks
Always wanted that on a T.
Well... what’s keeping you?
http://www.mrducks.com/Or I can pick one up for you next time I’m in Ocean City (usually every few weeks this time of year).
-Rob
I predict that there will be many suggestions and statements about the law made here, and some of them will be spectacularly wrong. - jhe888
A=A January 14, 2018, 07:45 PM
41quote:
Originally posted by David Lee:
Why when geese fly in a V formation, is one side longer than the other ?
It is the missing goose formation
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January 14, 2018, 08:17 PM
mark_aJanuary 15, 2018, 04:47 AM
PHPaulMR puppies.
MR not.
OSAR, CMPN?
LIB MR puppies.
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
January 15, 2018, 08:20 AM
Hound DogMR Snakes
MR Not
CMEDBD Eyes
LIB
MR Snakes
Why don't pygmies go into the jungle between 3-4pm?
That's when the elephants are jumping out of trees.
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January 15, 2018, 02:09 PM
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January 15, 2018, 04:25 PM
ArtieSWhat did the snail say when riding on a tortoise?
WEEEEEE!
"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."
Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
January 15, 2018, 05:53 PM
nhtagmember^^^
thats good
stolen
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January 15, 2018, 06:04 PM
zoom6zoomHow do you get down from an elephant?
You don't. You get down from a goose.
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.