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Thank God I’m not in school now cause I’ve always been drawn to short women. | |||
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University of Missouri: First they want muscle, now they don't. Also: If asking someone out on a date is a Title IX violation, how does the university propose that one obtain consent? | |||
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Knowing is Half the Battle |
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Show Me! Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark. “If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016 | |||
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Yeah. Midgets should date midgets. Why are we even arguing. Randy Newman summed it up here: | |||
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Notary Sojac |
What about tall women asking out shorter men? Golden lads and girls all must, As chimney-sweepers, come to dust. | |||
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DeadHead |
Link to original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGvAyXviDac "Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II "You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall | |||
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Crusty old curmudgeon |
Jim ________________________ "If you can't be a good example, then you'll have to be a horrible warning" -Catherine Aird | |||
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Lawyers, Guns and Money |
HA! I think you nailed it. Feminism exists because ugly women can't get dates... "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." -- Justice Janice Rogers Brown "The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth." -rduckwor | |||
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I think saying to a girl, how much do you weigh, i need to know before i ask you out, would not go well in the world of romance. What if she lied about her weight, i have heard some women do that. | |||
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Legalize the Constitution |
Apparently, enrollment hasn’t declined quite enough at Missouri, so they decided to up the ante on stupid and knock it down a few more percentage points. Incredible thing is, much of the Left continues to dismiss the disparity of power between Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky. _______________________________________________________ despite them | |||
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Peace through superior firepower |
Sounds like they need a Waiver. | |||
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Writer by profession, smartass by the grace of God. |
Weenie Waiver? It is close to Arkansas, after all. (\__/) (='.'=) (")_(") | |||
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Short. Fat. Bald. Costanzaesque. |
In Mizzou, at 5'4", I'm a cuddly 7, maybe even an 8! ___________________________ He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries. | |||
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Mizzou is the Portland of Missouri. | |||
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My wife is shorter than me but is in no way dominated. I guess I should have married a taller woman so I could dominate her. I guess that's what they're actually trying to communicate, nobody could be so stupid to argue otherwise. Lover of the US Constitution Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster | |||
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Happily Retired |
C'mon, this is the University of Missouri. The hot bed of liberalism in our state. Trust me, driving away from this shit hole will quickly lead you to normal, rational thinking people. OK, maybe I got a little carried away there. .....never marry a woman who is mean to your waitress. | |||
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You need to specify which direction. Clearly not Northeast. | |||
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Coin Sniper |
I'm sure the linemen on the football team were thrilled to hear this. That's right, you can't date anyone smaller than 6'5 & 300lbs Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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It's not like Mizzou has a surplus of good will and respect to squander. Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. | |||
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