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December 28, 2018, 03:29 PM
Jimbo54
Jim
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December 28, 2018, 05:00 PM
chellim1
quote:
Originally posted by TomV: "Some Officials" = Fat Chicks ?
HA! I think you nailed it. Feminism exists because ugly women can't get dates...
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December 28, 2018, 05:06 PM
Scott in NCal
I think saying to a girl, how much do you weigh, i need to know before i ask you out, would not go well in the world of romance. What if she lied about her weight, i have heard some women do that.
December 28, 2018, 05:53 PM
TMats
Apparently, enrollment hasn’t declined quite enough at Missouri, so they decided to up the ante on stupid and knock it down a few more percentage points.
Incredible thing is, much of the Left continues to dismiss the disparity of power between Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky.
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December 28, 2018, 06:03 PM
parabellum
Sounds like they need a Waiver.
December 28, 2018, 06:08 PM
gruntjim
Weenie Waiver?
It is close to Arkansas, after all.
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December 28, 2018, 06:10 PM
TexasScrub
quote:
Originally posted by festus haggen: What about tall women asking out shorter men?
In Mizzou, at 5'4", I'm a cuddly 7, maybe even an 8!
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December 28, 2018, 09:11 PM
1s1k
Mizzou is the Portland of Missouri.
December 28, 2018, 09:31 PM
wrightd
My wife is shorter than me but is in no way dominated. I guess I should have married a taller woman so I could dominate her. I guess that's what they're actually trying to communicate, nobody could be so stupid to argue otherwise.
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December 28, 2018, 09:42 PM
Bassamatic
C'mon, this is the University of Missouri. The hot bed of liberalism in our state. Trust me, driving away from this shit hole will quickly lead you to normal, rational thinking people.
OK, maybe I got a little carried away there.
.....never marry a woman who is mean to your waitress.
December 28, 2018, 09:45 PM
ZSMICHAEL
quote:
Trust me, driving away from this shit hole will quickly lead you to normal, rational thinking people.
You need to specify which direction. Clearly not Northeast.
December 28, 2018, 10:09 PM
Rightwire
I'm sure the linemen on the football team were thrilled to hear this. That's right, you can't date anyone smaller than 6'5 & 300lbs
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December 28, 2018, 10:37 PM
Ripley
It's not like Mizzou has a surplus of good will and respect to squander.
