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Ripley
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Chuck Norris once told a woman to calm down, and she did.



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Chuck Norris once told a woman to calm down, and she did.

Eek Big Grin
 
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Bigger than life. But did not have to try to be. As was mentioned earlier. A humble man. Godspeed Mr. Norris. One of the great ones.



"Practice like you want to play in the game"
 
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Chuck Norris once told a woman to calm down, and she did.




"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
 
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bulletproof vest. Any bullets that are fired at him will realize they are hopelessly outmatched and fall to the ground harmlessly.




"The Almighty, He put some livin' things on this earth so a man can eat." - Festus Haggen, Gunsmoke
 
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^^^^ Neo learned that from Chuck. Big Grin


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I wonder if they'll ever do a film of his life.


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This is just choice... Petition seeks to rename Cesar Chavez Street in SF to Chuck Norris Boulevard

It would put an end to jaywalking, as no-one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.


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I like how well-known preacher Bill Wiese keeps a "Cup of CHUCK" coffee mug next to his Bible in his video sermons.

Very cool.



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What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???

 
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It is long past time for a Convention of States. The Founding Fathers gave us this tool to fix an out of control government and we need to use it.
 
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"The Almighty, He put some livin' things on this earth so a man can eat." - Festus Haggen, Gunsmoke
 
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