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March 22, 2026, 12:50 PM
Ripley
News Feed: Chuck Norris Died
Chuck Norris once told a woman to calm down, and she did.



Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.
March 22, 2026, 01:19 PM
dsiets
quote:
Originally posted by Ripley:
Chuck Norris once told a woman to calm down, and she did.

Eek Big Grin
March 22, 2026, 01:46 PM
old rugged cross
Bigger than life. But did not have to try to be. As was mentioned earlier. A humble man. Godspeed Mr. Norris. One of the great ones.



"Practice like you want to play in the game"
March 22, 2026, 02:23 PM
oddball
quote:
Originally posted by Ripley:
Chuck Norris once told a woman to calm down, and she did.





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March 22, 2026, 06:29 PM
egregore
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bulletproof vest. Any bullets that are fired at him will realize they are hopelessly outmatched and fall to the ground harmlessly.




"The Almighty, He put some livin' things on this earth so a man can eat." - Festus Haggen, Gunsmoke
March 22, 2026, 08:45 PM
12131
^^^^ Neo learned that from Chuck. Big Grin


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March 23, 2026, 12:02 AM
kkina
I wonder if they'll ever do a film of his life.


ACCU-STRUT FOR MINI-14
"Pen & Sword as one."
March 23, 2026, 12:21 PM
kkina
This is just choice... Petition seeks to rename Cesar Chavez Street in SF to Chuck Norris Boulevard

It would put an end to jaywalking, as no-one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.


ACCU-STRUT FOR MINI-14
"Pen & Sword as one."
March 23, 2026, 08:56 PM
TigerDore
quote:
Originally posted by kkina:
I like how well-known preacher Bill Wiese keeps a "Cup of CHUCK" coffee mug next to his Bible in his video sermons.

Very cool.



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April 06, 2026, 08:01 PM
911Boss






What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???

April 11, 2026, 12:42 PM
Gustofer



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April 11, 2026, 09:30 PM
egregore





"The Almighty, He put some livin' things on this earth so a man can eat." - Festus Haggen, Gunsmoke