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| Don't burn the day away |
Good dog, "stop resisting" pretty hard to do when a K9 is eating your arm and back. LOL | |||
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His Royal Hiney |
Why do I think the dog biting him and him going, "Ow, ow, ow!" is a punchline to a joke? LOL "It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946. | |||
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posting without pants |
He had the PERFECT plan.... moron. Strive to live your life so when you wake up in the morning and your feet hit the floor, the devil says "Oh crap, he's up." | |||
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| Live Slow, Die Whenever  |
 "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them." - John Wayne in "The Shootist" | |||
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The camera has a slightly fisheye lens that badly distorts things. I bean bagged a guy once where the video made it look like I shot past another officer who was ahead of the muzzle when he was actually directly to my side. | |||
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I'll use the Red Key |
Another good collar. I like it when the officer tells him to "stop being a baby" Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless. | |||
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| The Velvet Voicebox |
That was great.  "All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Sir Winston Churchill "The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose." --James Earl Jones | |||
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Told cops where to go for over 29 years… |
One of my favorite radio transmissions has always been “1 in custody, send aid for dog bite” Our K9 announce requires they be told the dog will bite them.This message has been edited. Last edited by: 911Boss, What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???  | |||
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| Do No Harm, Do Know Harm |
I can’t keep a damn body camera to stay attached past first contact. Busted down a door last week. Got the guy and realized I had no camera. Damn thing got knocked off during entry. Every scrap I’ve been in, camera goes flying. Meh. My old roommate was a K9 handler. That thing was a ferocious beast. I’d never want to tangle with one!! Knowing what one is talking about is widely admired but not strictly required here. Although sometimes distracting, there is often a certain entertainment value to this easy standard. -JALLEN "All I need is a WAR ON DRUGS reference and I got myself a police thread BINGO." -jljones | |||
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| half-genius, half-wit |
The last unit I was based on had live-ammunition guard patrols and attack dogs. The spooky thing about them was that they were trained not to bark, and once loosed on an intruder were more than likely going to do massively nasty things to his anatomy. Three of them were also albino, and made the Hound of the Baskervilles look like a lap-dog. Cujo comes to mind, but nastier. The middle Eastern students that were sometimes to be found on base were utterly terrified of them and if they accidentally encountered the dog patrol they would run and hide anywhere to avoid being seen. | |||
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For real? |
I have a bad habit of screaming stop resisting all the time. On the other hand it keeps me breathing as I’m saying it. Our new K9 had his first bite or bites? recently. Assisted another agency with a home breakin. Bosco found the guy in a crawlspace. Bit the guy, dragged him out, let go while we tried to cuff him and he started resisting so he got rebit. Good dog! My camera is also the first thing to go in a scuffle. Not minority enough! | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
Guess he never saw this movie. I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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Woof! | |||
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