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So, this rocket surgeon broke into a Fraternal Order of Police lodge and the cops showed up with a K-9 and...

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January 17, 2019, 12:50 PM
liner
So, this rocket surgeon broke into a Fraternal Order of Police lodge and the cops showed up with a K-9 and...
Good dog, "stop resisting" pretty hard to do when a K9 is eating your arm and back.
LOL
January 17, 2019, 12:56 PM
Rey HRH
Why do I think the dog biting him and him going, "Ow, ow, ow!" is a punchline to a joke? LOL



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January 17, 2019, 01:02 PM
KevinCW
He had the PERFECT plan.... moron.





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January 17, 2019, 01:35 PM
kkina




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January 17, 2019, 01:53 PM
medic451




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January 17, 2019, 03:19 PM
DaBigBR
quote:
Originally posted by ArtieS:
Nice lazer dot, but camera cop swept his partner at least once at 1:39, and probably a second time at about 2:07 when the handler heads down the hallway to where the dog had the perp.

To the officers who see this, is this normal, or is this a screw up in clearing the building?

Thanks.

A


The camera has a slightly fisheye lens that badly distorts things. I bean bagged a guy once where the video made it look like I shot past another officer who was ahead of the muzzle when he was actually directly to my side.
January 17, 2019, 11:02 PM
2012BOSS302
Another good collar. I like it when the officer tells him to "stop being a baby"




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January 17, 2019, 11:38 PM
Cliff
That was great. Big Grin



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January 18, 2019, 02:55 AM
911Boss
One of my favorite radio transmissions has always been “1 in custody, send aid for dog bite”

Our K9 announce requires they be told the dog will bite them.

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January 18, 2019, 03:12 AM
chongosuerte
quote:
Originally posted by DaBigBR:
quote:
Originally posted by ArtieS:
Nice lazer dot, but camera cop swept his partner at least once at 1:39, and probably a second time at about 2:07 when the handler heads down the hallway to where the dog had the perp.

To the officers who see this, is this normal, or is this a screw up in clearing the building?

Thanks.

A


The camera has a slightly fisheye lens that badly distorts things. I bean bagged a guy once where the video made it look like I shot past another officer who was ahead of the muzzle when he was actually directly to my side.


I can’t keep a damn body camera to stay attached past first contact.

Busted down a door last week. Got the guy and realized I had no camera. Damn thing got knocked off during entry. Every scrap I’ve been in, camera goes flying. Meh.

My old roommate was a K9 handler. That thing was a ferocious beast. I’d never want to tangle with one!!




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January 18, 2019, 05:12 PM
tacfoley
The last unit I was based on had live-ammunition guard patrols and attack dogs. The spooky thing about them was that they were trained not to bark, and once loosed on an intruder were more than likely going to do massively nasty things to his anatomy. Three of them were also albino, and made the Hound of the Baskervilles look like a lap-dog. Cujo comes to mind, but nastier.

The middle Eastern students that were sometimes to be found on base were utterly terrified of them and if they accidentally encountered the dog patrol they would run and hide anywhere to avoid being seen.
January 18, 2019, 05:27 PM
Chowser
I have a bad habit of screaming stop resisting all the time. On the other hand it keeps me breathing as I’m saying it.

Our new K9 had his first bite or bites? recently. Assisted another agency with a home breakin. Bosco found the guy in a crawlspace. Bit the guy, dragged him out, let go while we tried to cuff him and he started resisting so he got rebit.

Good dog!


My camera is also the first thing to go in a scuffle.



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January 18, 2019, 05:41 PM
zoom6zoom
Guess he never saw this movie.





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January 18, 2019, 05:46 PM
.38supersig
Woof!