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I may have twerked a little back in '87 when I went through the gas chamber (we called it the Disco Hut) while I was going through Basic at Ft McClellan, AL. B Co./787th MP Bn- good times.


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I would tweak something if I tried.


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It always reminded me of a dog about to throw up.





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Originally posted by 911Boss:
[IMG]https://gifdb

Not sure, but I think you may have just lost your man card.


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Bookers Bourbon
and a good cigar
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No, no twerk.

Real men don't line dance either. We watch.





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I looked it up.
It seems that an emergency room physician
Came up with this after three patients
in six hours came in with various
objects were found inside peoples rear ends.



"I fell on it in the shower"
"It was supposed to spice up our marriage"
and "blaming a second party"

Was the reason for the visits.

He then proceeded to video
record these attempts at dislodging said object to
show at the next staff
Christmas party.





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No, not like
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My twerkiness has been deleted


 
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I do not twerk,I do not jerk!
I will not dance,I will not prance!
Not in a house,Not with a mouse,
Not with a cat,I will not do that!

I will not twerk here or there,
I will not twerk anywhere!
I do not jerk, I will not shake,
I’ll eat a green egg for goodness sake!



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I'm surprised at all the "nos"



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[IMG]https://gifdb

Not sure, but I think you may have just lost your man card.


*DISCLAIMER*

That was not me in the gif. Please folks, stop sending me PM’s asking for the “full version” whatever that means. Cool






What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???


 
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Please folks, stop sending me PM’s asking for the “full version” whatever that means. Cool

hahahaha!



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Not just No but HELL NO.

Several years ago I did break dance when playing charades. My granddaughters made me sign a form stating I would not ever do it again.

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Well, there was that one time 240V got a-holt of me. But twernt no deliberate lascivious act...





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