I may have twerked a little back in '87 when I went through the gas chamber (we called it the Disco Hut) while I was going through Basic at Ft McClellan, AL. B Co./787th MP Bn- good times.
Rednecks- Keeping the woods critter-free since March 2, 1836.
May 02, 2026, 10:32 AM
kz1000
I would tweak something if I tried.
------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt"
"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris
May 02, 2026, 10:36 AM
OttoSig
It always reminded me of a dog about to throw up.
Nine years to retirement! Just waiting!
May 02, 2026, 02:14 PM
TigerDore
quote:
Originally posted by 911Boss: [IMG]https://gifdb
Not sure, but I think you may have just lost your man card.
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May 02, 2026, 03:05 PM
Johnny 3eagles
No, no twerk.
Real men don't line dance either. We watch.
Any dog can be a Guide Dog if you don't care where you're going.
NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER
May 02, 2026, 04:24 PM
bendable
I looked it up. It seems that an emergency room physician Came up with this after three patients in six hours came in with various objects were found inside peoples rear ends.
"I fell on it in the shower" "It was supposed to spice up our marriage" and "blaming a second party"
Was the reason for the visits.
He then proceeded to video record these attempts at dislodging said object to show at the next staff Christmas party.
Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.
Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first
May 02, 2026, 05:17 PM
BigSwede
My twerkiness has been deleted
May 02, 2026, 06:00 PM
V-Tail
I do not twerk,I do not jerk! I will not dance,I will not prance! Not in a house,Not with a mouse, Not with a cat,I will not do that!
I will not twerk here or there, I will not twerk anywhere! I do not jerk, I will not shake, I’ll eat a green egg for goodness sake!
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים
May 02, 2026, 08:08 PM
Skins2881
I'm surprised at all the "nos"
Jesse
Sic Semper Tyrannis
May 02, 2026, 10:17 PM
911Boss
quote:
Originally posted by TigerDore:
quote:
Originally posted by 911Boss: [IMG]https://gifdb
Not sure, but I think you may have just lost your man card.
*DISCLAIMER*
That was not me in the gif. Please folks, stop sending me PM’s asking for the “full version” whatever that means.
What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???
May 03, 2026, 01:52 PM
TigerDore
quote:
Originally posted by 911Boss: Please folks, stop sending me PM’s asking for the “full version” whatever that means.
hahahaha!
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May 03, 2026, 08:44 PM
specter77
Not just No but HELL NO.
Several years ago I did break dance when playing charades. My granddaughters made me sign a form stating I would not ever do it again.
Lock N Load
Michael USMC Ret
May 03, 2026, 08:59 PM
sigmonkey
Well, there was that one time 240V got a-holt of me. But twernt no deliberate lascivious act...
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד
